Dead fish!?

Question

My friend came up to me today and said "Dead Fish!" and I agreed completely.

This is not a special code we use or anything, and so it is possible for someone else to work out what it meant.

So, 10 points to the first person who accuratly describes the situation which lead to "Dead Fish" being a reasonable sentance to say to me.

.........GO!

No winners so far, and what is with all the references to sex people? Dirty dirty minds...

No-one got it then. Maybe it isn't as obvious as I thought (I've been saying it since I was young so don't really think about it anymore).
'Dead Fish' means you haven't seen the person in a while. I used to say 'long time no see', well if there was no sea for a long time all the fish would die...

Answer 1

Someone smelt like dead fish?

Answer 2

1. Any similarity between you and a human is purely coincidental!
2. Are you always so stupid or is today a special occasion?
3. As an outsider, what do you think of the human race?
4. I’d like to kick you in the teeth, but why should I improve your looks?
5. At least there’s one thing good about your body. It isn’t as ugly as your face!
6. Brains aren’t everything. In fact, in your case they’re nothing
7. Careful now, don’t let your brains go to your head!
8. I like you. People say I’ve no taste, but I like you.
9. Did your parents ever ask you to run away from home?
10. If I had a face like yours. I’d sue my parents!
11. Don’t feel bad. A lot of people have no talent!
12. Don’t get insulted, but is your job devoted to spreading ignorance?
13. Keep talking, s omeday you’ll say something intelligent!
14. Don’t you love nature, despite what it did to you?
15. Don’t think, it may sprain your brain!
16. Fellows like you don’t grow from trees; they swing from them.
17. He has a mechanical mind. Too bad he forgot to wind it up this morning.
18. He has a mind like a steel trap-always closed!
19. You are a man of the world-and you know what sad shape the world is in.
20. He is always lost in thought-it’s unfamiliar territory.
21. He is dark and handsome. When it’s dark, he’s handsome.
22. He is known as a miracle comic. if he’s funny, it’s a miracle!
23. He is listed in Who’s Who as What’s That?
24. He is living proof that man can live without a brain!
25. He is so short, when it rains he is always the last one to know.
26. He is the kind of a man that you would use as a blueprint to build an id iot.
27. How come you’re here? I thought the zoo is closed at night!
28. How did you get here? Did someone leave your cage open?
29. How much refund do you expect on your head now that it’s empty.
30. How would you like to feel the way you look?
31. Hi! I’m a human being! What are you?
32. I can’t talk to you right now; tell me, where will you be in the next 10 years?
33. I don’t want you to turn the other cheek; it’s just as ugly.
34. I don’t know who you are, but whatever you are, I’m sure everyone will agree with me.
35. I don’t know what makes you so stupid, but it really works.
36. I could make a monkey out of you, but why should I take all the credit?
37. I can’t seem to remember your name, and please don’t help me!
38. I don’t even like the people you’re trying to imitate, if you are at all.
39. I know you were born silly, b ut why did you have a relapse?
40. I know you’re a self-made man. It’s nice of you to take the blame!
41. I know you’re not as stupid as you look. Nobody could be!
42. I’ve seen people like you, but I had to pay admission!
43. Why are you so stupid today? Anyway, I think that’s very typical of you.
44. Do u practice being this ugly?

Answer 3

Okay so you and your friend are in a quiet place where there's not much going on. Your friend decides that you might as well go and so some kind of outdoor activity. So he approaches you and says, "Dead" indicating that there's nothing happening, followed by, "Fish" asking you whether you want to go catch some salmon in the local pond.

Answer 4

A condition while having sex in the missionary position that the female on bottom will just lay there like a dead lifeless fish.

Girl's thoughts as a dead fish while having sex..... " Do I need anything from the store today?" "I need to pick up my drycleaning" "God...is he done yet?"..."We really should paint the ceiling"

Guys thoughts while having sex with a Dead fish... "'I am the ****" " I am ******* her so hard she can't move" "Look at her eyes, she can't even look at me I am such a stud" "**** yea...I rock"

(verb) The condition of one's limbs going limp, causing one to spontaneously fall to the ground from a standing upright position, as a dead fish would. This action follows someone directing the command "dead fish" towards an unsuspecting victim. The goal is to make the "dead fish" feel as awkward and embarassed as humanly possible.

"Wow, Kate Morris just got dead fished in front of the entire boys' soccer team. She looks like an idiot."
"I just got dead fished in front of the entire mens' lacrosse team. I'm going to go kill myself now"

your friend knows

Answer 5

you was out drinking and you fell to the floor and your mate then called you a "dead fish" reason for this answer is that in my area a fish is someone who can drink a lot, if you drop to the floor its like you died, but the two together and you have Dead Fish... i know, i know, i should have been a rocket scientist......

Answer 6

fish symbolises the peron is trapped or in jail and dead as usual somethng unusual.
i think he said this to u bcos u had done a lot of work that day and were tired like a fish
or
u were going to have a punishment for something. ...............i hope i am right.

Answer 7

A man was walking down the street,carrying a brown paper bag.He met a friend who asked him what he had got in the bag.
"Dead fish," he replied.
"Well,"said the friend,"I"ll make a bet with you.If I can guess how many dead fish you"ve got in that bag,you have to let me have one."
"I"ll tell you what.If you tell me how many dead fish I have in this bag,I"ll give you both of them."

Answer 8

you were swimming in a lake and it smelt really weird, then your friend came over to you with something he picked up and it was a fish and he said 'Dead Fish!" because he was holding one and the lake was filled with them

Answer 9

are you planning to cook a dead fish that your friend brought over? good question let me know the answer otherwise it will just bug me for ages.

Answer 10

You saw a fish and it was dead.