a man takes his saint Bernard to the vet. 'he’s been behaving funny lately, and his nose isn’t wet anymore.' the vet picked the dog up and looked at its nose. 'I’m going to have to put him down,’ said the vet. 'why, just because his nose s dry?' asked the man is disbelief. no, because he’s too heavy!'
2006-09-02 05:22:56 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Haha, thats funny!!! He means set him back down on the ground, how cute. Haha!!!!!
I want a saint bernard, will you buy one for me please?? I will love you forever!!
2006-09-02 05:25:20 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
haha i like that one but the red riding hood one gave me a tummy ache laughing
2006-09-02 13:19:48 · answer #2 · answered by angel 36 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yeah put him down
2006-09-02 12:35:53 · answer #3 · answered by Pd 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha ! Great joke. The best ones are always the simplest ones that catch you off guard. Thanks for the laugh !
2006-09-02 12:25:05 · answer #4 · answered by Schleppy 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
yes
2006-09-02 12:24:36 · answer #5 · answered by dannyriegal 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
yes
2006-09-02 12:23:50 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Bwahahahaha - took me awhile to get that - good one!
2006-09-02 12:25:33 · answer #7 · answered by dimbulb52 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes, if he's that heavy, (put him on the floor, that is)! LOL. LOL.
2006-09-03 09:09:18 · answer #8 · answered by jfmm 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-09-02 12:25:00 · answer #9 · answered by Adam T 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
oh i get it ha ha cute took me a while to understand it
2006-09-02 12:41:39 · answer #10 · answered by tb 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋