MY NEW 2006 LINCOLN ZEPHYR
I just got my new LINCOLN and returned to the dealer the next day,
complaining that I couldn't figure out how the radio worked.
The salesman explained that the radio was voice activated. "Watch this,"
he
said. "Nelson!"
The radio replied, "Ricky or Willie?"
"Willie!" he continued. And "On The Road Again" came from the speakers.
I drove away happy, and for the next few days, overtime I'd say
"Beethoven!"
I would get beautiful classical music, and if I said "Beatles!" I would
get
one of their awesome songs.
One day, a couple ran a red light and nearly creamed my new car, but I
swerved in time to avoid them. I yelled "*** HOLES!"
The French National Anthem began to play, sung by Jane Fonda and Michael
Moore, backed up by John Kerry on guitar, Al Gore on drums and Bill
Clinton
on sax.
Damn, I LOVE this car.
2006-09-02 05:16:17 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
it made me smile.
2006-09-02 05:36:44 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
well if i hated all of them i would probably find it a whole lot funnier. now if you got tom cruise singing i would have died laughing....buti dont have anything against the french, i dont know who jane fonda and michael moore or john kerry are, and i dont know much about al gore and bill clinton but i odnt like them musch. just be careful who you tell this joke to, and then you'll be fine. good luck!!
2006-09-02 12:45:40 · answer #2 · answered by um yea hi 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
yes iv heard it b4
2006-09-02 12:22:38 · answer #3 · answered by psycho 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol that was so cute never heard that 1 b4!!!
2006-09-02 12:21:28 · answer #4 · answered by BeachBodyBabe13 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hmmm ok not that great a little funny
2006-09-02 12:46:19 · answer #5 · answered by tb 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hee hee. asshopper. XD
2006-09-02 12:20:41 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
nay
2006-09-02 12:20:57 · answer #7 · answered by jason 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hmm. . . it's ok but i've heard better.
2006-09-02 12:20:28 · answer #8 · answered by ameebas rock 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
*giggles*....nice joke....but never heard it b4.....itz kinda funnii....
2006-09-02 12:24:18 · answer #9 · answered by rawr! 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
he he LOL
2006-09-02 12:33:34 · answer #10 · answered by Pd 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋