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hay send me tons of sex jokes and ill jdge them within 4 hours and ull get ur points
ps. try to send me ones i have herd

2006-09-02 05:08:33 · 7 answers · asked by ctwcsgirl 3 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

7 answers

What do you call a gay dinosaur?

A TyrannoSORE-****. Hahahahaha oh **** I'm a riot.

Why did the prostitute get a vagina surgically implanted in her thigh?

She wanted to make some money on the side.

2006-09-02 05:16:59 · answer #1 · answered by Chris H 1 · 0 0

What does a blonde say when she walks on the street and suddenly see a banana peel on the ground ?

Answer: Oh No !! I'm going to fall again !!!


Two wetbacks walk in the street all the while talking. Suddenly one of the wetbacks halts the other and says: STOP ! Don't move !

Then he dips his finger into a brownish substance on the floor and tastes it.

Yuck !!! It's a good thing we didn't step on this, it's a shitt !

2006-09-02 12:14:49 · answer #2 · answered by Technotron 2 · 0 0

Two men meet on the street.

Man 1 : Hello, how are you?
Man 2 : Not too well actually
Man 1 : Why on earth not, what's happened?
Man 2 : I've just had my finger amputated
Man 1 : Not the whole finger?
Man 2 : No. The one next to it

2006-09-02 15:58:43 · answer #3 · answered by anthonypaullloyd 5 · 0 0

How about this:-

An expedition to Mars came to end. As the Russian crew scrambled aboard, one of the crew members turned out to be missing. After a while the missing man appeared running from behind a tree, followed by a young and pretty Martian woman.
"Why are you late?" the commander demanded.
"You see, I made acquaintance with this lady, and she told me how they make children here on Mars. It turned out they just push a button on a computer, and if they do it once, they get a boy, and if twice, then it's a girl. Then she asked me how we do it on the Earth. I showed her, and now she is running after me and shouting, "Please, sell me your computer."

2006-09-02 12:32:51 · answer #4 · answered by Pd 6 · 0 0

There was a man who had worked all his life, had saved all of his
money, and was a real miser when it came to his money. Just before he
died, he said to his wife, "When I die. I want you to take all my
money and put it in the casket with me. I want to take my money to the
afterlife with me." And so he got his wife to promise him with all
her heart. Well, he died. He was stretched out in the casket; his
wife was sitting there in black, and her friend was sitting next to
her. When they finished the ceremony, just before the undertakers got
ready to close the casket, the wife said, "Wait just a minute!" She
had a box with her; she came over with the box and put it in the
casket. Then the undertakers locked the casket down, and the rolled it
away. So her friend said, "Girl, I know you weren't fool enough to
put all that money in there with your husband." The loyal wife
replied, "Listen, I promised him that I was going to put that money
in that casket with him." "You mean to tell me you put that money in
the casket with him!!!!?

"I sure did" said the wife. "I put all the money into my account and
wrote him a cheque. If he can cash it, he can spend it."

2006-09-02 12:57:38 · answer #5 · answered by ? 3 · 1 0

what do u call a gay insect?
an asshopper!
(or you funny a ss)

what do u call a grasshopper with no legs?
an asshopper!

2006-09-02 12:15:08 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

no

2006-09-02 12:17:34 · answer #7 · answered by jason 5 · 0 0

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