limericks wanted?

Question

can u get me sm funniest limericks

Answer 1

There's over 1000 limericks on this site:

http://home.earthlink.net/~kristenaa/

BTW, I LOVE limericks, but most of them I know shouldn't be posted here!

Answer 2

There's a ton of limericks at my site. All of them are original. Here's a couple to get you going:

State of the Union

"We need an ammendment" says Bush,
"And toward this goal I will push
With an agenda puritanical
And rulings tyrannical
We'll keep the prick out of the tush."


The Yahoo Answers Limerick

I wonder why people smoke pot?
Or if G*d and Buddha once fought?
And why does your momma
Wear chartreuse pajamas?
And say - is my avatar hot?

Answer 3

There once was a man from China,
who wasn't a very good climber,
he slipped on a rock,
and cut off his ****,
and now he has a vagina

A ***** young lady named Lil
fucked a dynamite stick for a thrill
They found her vagina
in north Carolina
and bits of her **** in Brazil


A young man whose sight was myopic
Thought sex an incredible topic.
So poor were his eyes,
That despite its great size,
His penis appeared microscopic


A young friend of mine name of Kimball
Looked just like a large phallic symbol
The top of his head
Was round shiny and red
And when he walked he made women trimble

How were they? definatly worth ten points i'd say

Answer 4

Loads of lymericks on the net, Here is one I wrote,
There was an old broad who passed gas,
Rattling windows and doors as she walked past,
She said what the h***,
No more Taco Bell,
Now her past gas blasts are all past.
I have read tousands of lymericks just with a simple search.

Answer 5

Yes

Answer 6

There once was a man from banjoo
Who fell asleep in a canoe
He dreamt of venus
Played with his penus
and woke up with a hand full of goo!!

Answer 7

There once was a boy in my class,
who thought his butt was made of glass.
'till he fell on his back,
and we laughed at the crack
at the top of the cheeks of his ****<< i think i just made that up (",)

Answer 8

What is with you guys? Don't you have an "o" or "y" on your keyboards?

A quick search reveals...