NOW IN YOUR BEST ARNIE VOICE !!!
You've reached Ahhhnolds pizza shop.
I'm not here now, im out killing pepperoni.
If you want to reach me, if you want a pizza, i don't care, cause I'm not here. Can't you realize that? Idiot. But, if you need a pizza sometime during the next few days, I can have it delivered to you, or maybe I will staple it to you. I don't care what you want on it, every pizza come with pepperoni, and with 9 millimeter bullets on it. The only difference is the 9 millimeter bullets might be in a gun, or they might be on your pizza.
If you don't like it, i dont care , as you will recive one anyhow. If you don't **** around I'll give you good pizza. If you do **** around I'll take a pepperoni and punch it to your head. So if you want mushroom, shut up. If you want broccoli, WHAT THE HELL IS BROCCOLI ANYWAY?! SHUT UP WITH THE BROCCOLI!!! If you want something crazy, like pineapple, I'll kill you. If you like pepperoni and bullets, youve come to the right place. So leave your name, number, serial number, how tall you are, and if you are ceceptible to any diseases, and if you are, I'll come over. Maybe I'll give you a pizza, maybe I'll break off your arm
2006-09-02 04:35:40 · 14 answers · asked by Mark 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I don't want your stupid pizza.
I am going to perform classical music now.
You can join me...
You can be Beethoven...
...but I'll be Bach!
2006-09-02 04:42:34 · answer #1 · answered by Shaula 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Nope.
2006-09-03 02:18:22 · answer #2 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey! You sound just like our local pizza place.
You take what I make or you do without!
2006-09-02 04:39:49 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
yummy,make it 10 minnileter bullet
2006-09-02 05:40:45 · answer #4 · answered by jason 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
No. Don't like his accent!!! This little gem brought to you by Starterupsteve.com.
2006-09-06 01:39:46 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
worried where you found that lol if it is a real place in west york. i might send a few people there :) -x-
2006-09-02 04:48:11 · answer #6 · answered by kez_124 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I thionk I'd probably black that # out of my phone book. lol
2006-09-02 04:43:30 · answer #7 · answered by baby_girl 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
i always get my pizza from this guy
2006-09-03 20:54:50 · answer #8 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz oh sorry i fell asleep while reading this crap
2006-09-02 04:39:36 · answer #9 · answered by karen w 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Noooooooooo i won't b LOL
2006-09-02 04:38:41 · answer #10 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋