An ugly man walks into his local pub with a big grin on his face. "what are you so happy about?" asks the barman.
"well i'll tell you" replies the ugly man, "you know i live by the railway, well on my way home last night i noticed a young woman tied to the tracks like in the movies. I of course went and cut her free and took her back to my place. Anyway to cut a long story short , i scored, big time. We made love all night, all over the house. "Fantastic" exclaimed the barman "you lucky sod, was she pretty?"
Dunno, never found her head"
oh....lol..
2006-09-02 04:17:18 · 16 answers · asked by Platinum 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Nice one!
I love jokes like that!
Ive just sent it to all my mates so thankyou!
2006-09-02 05:25:14 · answer #1 · answered by Sazzle 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hm sick and minging u knows it LOL
2006-09-02 11:26:12 · answer #2 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sick but in a good way. lol
2006-09-02 11:35:10 · answer #3 · answered by hedgehog 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yuk funny tho, i will have to remember that one for the pub tonight
2006-09-02 11:29:17 · answer #4 · answered by emmamac14 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is just wrong but I had to laugh!
2006-09-02 11:41:21 · answer #5 · answered by dazed & confused 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
he dreamed past night
2006-09-02 11:31:27 · answer #6 · answered by sanat 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
uhhh weird
2006-09-02 11:35:55 · answer #7 · answered by *Natalie.* :P 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAHAHA I didn't see that one coming! Good on you.
2006-09-02 11:38:34 · answer #8 · answered by dogsrwork 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not bad,but is that the worst you can do!?lol
2006-09-02 11:47:04 · answer #9 · answered by silverfox_388 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ugghh
2006-09-02 11:20:22 · answer #10 · answered by baby_girl 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋