Dont shoot the messanger...
Q. How can you tell a macho woman?
A. She rolls her own tampons
Q.Whats the difference between a G-spot and a golf ball?
A. A guy will actually search for the golf ball.
Q. Whats a mixed feeling?
A.When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your new car.
Q. Whats the height of conceit?
A.Having an orgasm and calling out your own name.
Q.How do you turn a fox into an Elephant?
A. Marry it.
Mind, dont shhot the messanger.
2006-09-02 04:08:46 · 21 answers · asked by Platinum 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
T.F lighten up or just dont bother replying. If you dont find them funny, do i care? NO.
2006-09-02 04:19:21 · update #1
No shootin' here. I appreciate the funnies! Thanks.
2006-09-02 04:11:42 · answer #1 · answered by just browsin 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-11-23 19:09:05 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The first one i didnt get but all the rest was excellent
Its often the simple jokes that r the best.
2006-09-02 04:32:31 · answer #3 · answered by lozzi_pop22 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good m8, had a good giggle at the first 3, keep it up.
Ignore that tf m8, we need more people like you on here, keep them rolling...
2006-09-02 04:11:11 · answer #4 · answered by pat.rob00 Chef U.K. 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh for Gawd's Sake TF, it's a bit of harmless fun!
You need to get out more or get laid!
2006-09-02 04:23:24 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Crikey!!!T.F! Somebody's tiiiiiiiiiiired!!!!!!
2006-09-02 04:54:36 · answer #6 · answered by silverfox_388 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol, most r funny. i dont heg the last 1 though
2006-09-02 04:12:41 · answer #7 · answered by iam2l84you 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good how about some more hahahaha
Thanks
2006-09-02 04:41:23 · answer #8 · answered by liongirl_40 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HA HA HA! We need more humor in the world!
2006-09-02 04:11:19 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
good ones, sp. the mother in law.
2006-09-02 04:12:49 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
2nd one was nice, ignore those idiotic negative comments
2006-09-02 04:19:57 · answer #11 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋