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The sky was dark
The Moon was high
All alone,
Just she and I.

Her hair was soft
Her eyes were blue.
I knew just what
She wanted to do.

Her skin was soft
Her legs so fine,
I ran my fingers
Down her spine.

I didn't know how,
But I tried my best.
I started by placing
My hands on her breast.

I remember my fear
My fast beating heart,
But slowly she spread
Her legs apart.

And when I did it
I felt no shame.
All at once
The white stuff came.

At last it's finished.
It's all over now.
My first time ever
At milking a cow....!

2006-09-02 03:44:22 · 6 answers · asked by jfmm 7 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

6 answers

LOL. But I've called plenty of girls "cow". Is that really a pet name for ur significant other? Come on....... U can tell meeee.. I won't tell nobody.

2006-09-02 03:59:49 · answer #1 · answered by Timber 4 · 0 0

lol heard it before and yet the look on peoples face around you when you read it out are always the same :o

2006-09-02 11:01:35 · answer #2 · answered by kez_124 4 · 0 0

LOL definitely not what I expected. Very cute.

2006-09-02 11:34:39 · answer #3 · answered by baby_girl 2 · 0 0

Oh my dirty mind poor chap, LOL

2006-09-02 11:16:37 · answer #4 · answered by Pd 6 · 0 0

lol that's funny

2006-09-02 10:52:09 · answer #5 · answered by cornishpixie 3 · 0 0

too good a twist...

2006-09-02 11:15:03 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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