2 islamic scientific jokes from the Holy quran?

Question

The earth is flat (sura 79/30)

Allah split the moon in half (sura 54/1)

What do you think of these 2 Quranic jokes?
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Answer 1

M Asad translation:
79:30 And after that, the earth: wide has He spread its expanse,

Yusuf Ali translation:
79:30 And the earth, moreover, hath He extended (to a wide expanse);

Picktall translation:
79:30 And after that He spread the earth,

Of all of these, not one mentions a thing about a flat earth. The joke's on you.

So aside from that, what do you have to say about what the Quran says about the embryonic stages, facts about the universe that are just being discovered, facts about the depths of the ocean and the formations of the clouds? What do you think about when the ratio of the mentionings of land and water in the Quran are 30% : 70%?

http://www.islamworld.net/it-is-truth/ModernScience.html

Answer 2

the sura 79:30 translation is false brother..wat it means is that ALLAH spread the earth and the next verse continues ..ALLAH brought forth water and pastures from it..

the sura 54/1 it is a miracle performed by prophet muhammad peace be upon him about splitting of the moon when the makkans requested him 2 prove he was the messenger of God.
It doesnt mean that the moon is half ....

If U Want To know the truth read the context and then challenge ...

Moreover mention which is the translator u r referring to...Is it a standard well known translator..coz there are many who like 2 play wiht the quran ..they translate the quran wrong..take from the great scholars...

Hope ur misconception is cleared..if u hav more doubt over this issue email me

Answer 3

@Nemesis you do no longer even comprehend Arabic .. The Qur'an became into revealed in 7 recitation types, they do no longer look to be different. From Abu Hurairah: The Messenger of Allah mentioned: "An All-understanding, clever, Forgiving, Merciful sent down the Qur'an in seven ahruf."[6] From ?Abdallâh Ibn Mas??d: The Messenger of Allah mentioned: "The Qur'an became into sent down in seven ahruf. each and each of those ahruf has an outward factor (zahr) and an inward factor (batn); each and all the ahruf has a border, and each and each border has a lookout."[6] yet are recited fin a different form that's what you're reffering to . Qur'an is Qur'an no longer something replaced for over 1400 years Allah protects the Qur'an from being replaced. we've, doubtless, sent down the Reminder [i.e., the Quran]; and we are able to often shield it [from corruption].} (Al-Hijr 15:9)

Answer 4

These are facts, not jokes.

1. The earth *is* flat -- China, Wal-Mart, and Dubya made it that way.

2. Allah did split the moon in half -- why do you think we keep seeing the same side of it all the time?

Answer 5

Not very funny cos the earth IS round and the moon is sometimes in half. It is agreed by all those who believe in religion that God created the Universe so what's so funny bout the quotes?

Answer 6

Although I'm christian but these are not jokes U must respect other religions

Answer 7

I dont see what is so funny about that actually. It doesnt make sense, and the Catholic church at one point believed the earth was flat and the center of the universe. Are you attempting to mock the muslim faith? Or are you just stupid?

Answer 8

You should not laugh at these comments.

The Qur'an (and the Holy Scriptures) were written with the knowledge men had at the time.

Answer 9

These are not jokes - they are clear demonstrations that Islam like all other religions is divorced from reality. That's why some of its followers are wacko.

Answer 10

PSYCHO CASE YOU WILL NEVER MEND UNLESS GOD HIMSELF PUTS YOU TO DESTRUCTION.

and I am laughing on your plight. Look Ahmed gone mad Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Haaaaaaaaaaaaaa