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2006-09-02 03:42:01 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Pets Cats

19 answers

Exotic, wild animals never make good pets. :-)

2006-09-02 03:45:33 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Humans require a professional pet owner. They are difficult to train, and require alot of room. The nice thing about humans, is the parent human actually housebreaks them before they leave the nest. If you are serious about getting a person, be prepared. some like toys, others, not so much.Some will eat anything, and some weird ones only eat veggies, so check your own diet, nothing more uncomfortable than bringing your vegan a mouse you have caught, to share. Now if you are a herbivore, its a match made in heaven. They need alot of accessories, so be sure you are economically prepared to provide for them. Good luck.

2006-09-02 11:12:34 · answer #2 · answered by Dyma 3 · 0 0

It really depends on what type of pet you are after. Some can be aggressive and mean, but then there are the ones that are nice. I have always found that human pets are more work than any other pet. I like my cat.

2006-09-03 05:58:18 · answer #3 · answered by aawatson3 2 · 0 0

No. Humanoids are very difficult to train, and they seem to always need the best water, food and human candy. They also have a reputation of screaming when very hungry... teach it a lesson by locking it in the bathroom and wear earplugs, please. He/she would be best to stay in there for half an hour, or if you want to be a murderer, keep it in there for 6 days. I wouldn't recommend that, though. The "human" police that are trained very well will find your pet and bring you to jail. So, a human is not a very good pet.

2006-09-02 10:55:36 · answer #4 · answered by Meridian Nocturne 3 · 0 0

That depends. If you are a normal cat, you might want to consider getting a human that has been properly trained. This human must be totally servile and completely dedicated to your welfare. Treats for no reason at all are mandatory, as is plenty of food at water (especially fresh water at 3:30 am). Absolutely no dogs or small children are permitted. A sunny window ledge is mandatory. Additional cats are questionable -- if they will cooperate in scratching the furniture and tipping over vases then they would be more than welcome.

Yours truly,
Rosie the Cat

2006-09-02 10:46:32 · answer #5 · answered by stevewbcanada 6 · 0 0

No, no, no. Humans are expensive to maintain, have emotional problems, don't know what the word "no" means; feel as though they have the right to drive a motorized vehicle while still in the puppy stage and are finicky eaters. Never take one on as a pet.

2006-09-02 11:19:39 · answer #6 · answered by EW 4 · 0 0

No. They require constant retraining and they are too particular during feeding time. Get a dog if you are home a lot, or a cat if you work long hours. The local shelter is a great place to find a critter that will actually appreciate your efforts, as opposed to most humans.

2006-09-02 10:49:15 · answer #7 · answered by chameleon 3 · 0 0

absolutely not: they won't settle down happily to the same meal everyday - even if its nutricious; if you tell them to do something, they want to know why or refuse to do it unless you promise a reward; when you give a reward, they look at you and sneer; they have all sorts of psychological and emotional issues - you never know in what kind of mood they'll be in when you get home; they want to do too many exotic things like go dancing; socialize in a pub; watch TV; play computer games; dress up three times a day; go malling; go to church... the list is endless - you'll never have any free time to yourself because even when you have the human sitting down next to you watching a peaceful movie or lying down in bed with you - it wants to talk and talk and talk... No thanks... I thinks cats make the perfect pets

2006-09-02 11:14:32 · answer #8 · answered by Phoebhart 6 · 0 0

humans cant be pets animals are pets but not humans! and if u want a human then ur just weird.

2006-09-02 10:48:01 · answer #9 · answered by melissa h 2 · 0 0

Only if you manage to find a human that is perfectly trained to be at your every beck and call...knows full well when its time to let you nap...purchases only the finest in toys and treats...

2006-09-02 10:57:35 · answer #10 · answered by Blossom_Kitty 3 · 0 0

I,ll be your pet. Let me know after a couple weeks

2006-09-02 10:56:49 · answer #11 · answered by Harry W 4 · 0 0

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