Rev. John Fuzz was pastor of a small church in Louisiana. One day he was walking downtown and noticed a female member of his church sitting inside the Town Bar, drinking beer. As he thought this was sinful, he went through the open door and sat down beside her.
"Mz. Edna", Rev. Fuzz said sternly,"This is no place for a member of my congregation. Let me take you home".
"Sure", she slurred, obviously very drunk.
As she stood up she began to weave back and forth, and the Rev. realized just how drunk she was, and grabbed both her arms. They both lost their balance, and fell to the floor.
After rolling around a few seconds, the Rev. wound up on top of Mz. Edna, with her skirt hiked up to her waist.The bartender looked over the bar and said,"Hey, Buddy, we won't have any of that carrying on in this bar"!
The Rev. looked up and said,"But you don't understand. I am Pastor Fuzz-"
The bartender interrupted and said,"Well. If you're that far in, you might as well finish"!
2006-09-02
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