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I want secret government info. I want secrets when the next war will happen or terrosits events. I want a secret phoe number to the president,cia,NSA. I want to know the secret mysteries of the masons.

IF YOU DONT KNOW JUST TELL ME ANY DAM SECRET !

If your worried about your idenity go sign up for a phony account or go to kinkos. Write down this url don't book mark it. This is a secret mission.

The messeage will self destruct in five minutes.
Inspect her Gadgets

2006-09-02 03:12:11 · 19 answers · asked by Labatt113 4 in Politics & Government Military

19 answers

The asker wanted to know something secret so I told him something secret - why the negative ratings?

The Zionists operate all 3 credit card bureaus, Choicepoint and all other information gathering corporations.

The Zionists also control all telecommunications firms. Zionists created the NSA because Hitler couldn't afford to create one in Germany.

The Zionists will use credit scores to separate the goyim from the non-goyim. All Americans with credit scores under 700 will be sent to re-education camps. Their property will be confiscated; their gold teeth will be removed; their Lexus SUV's will be given to graduates of Jewish high schools.

Oh, someone has come to assassinate me - please don't delete this messsaaaaggggeeeeeee (no sound because a silencer was being used).

2006-09-02 03:20:23 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 7

Sorry thats a felony and I don't feel like becoming a criminal just because you want to know a secret.

Its a SECRET for a reason.... duh!

You want a secret? Your pet is a spy for the government *rolls eyes* (If you believe that I have ocean front property in Arizona I'll sell you)

2006-09-02 11:39:19 · answer #2 · answered by marajade_04 3 · 3 1

The U.S. is planning on invading Canada. "Their beer is far superior to ours" stated one un-named pentagon official. The NSA believes American technology can produce a better beer than the Canadians, but their opinion was dismissed because they were drunk at the time.
The U.S. Army is currently issuing all of their soldiers bottle openers, and salted peanuts in anticipation on the invasion. The Marine Corps is installing keg taps in all of its armored vehicles. The Air Force is developing a new weapon based on aspirin, and antacids.
The French Government has issued a statement condemning the planed invasion, on the basis "Wine is far superior to beer".

2006-09-02 13:41:33 · answer #3 · answered by Don 6 · 3 1

I'll give you two. By the way if you should happened to receive some classified or secret government information your solicitation on here becomes a felony. Enjoy.


http://www.lewrockwell.com/orig7/rudmin1.html

http://www.space.com/top10_alienencounters_debunked.html

2006-09-02 10:49:59 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 4 1

Elvis is alive & well in Nova Scotia. He runs a topless lobster stud service.

2006-09-02 16:44:03 · answer #5 · answered by preacher55 6 · 2 0

the secret? the noises you hear outside are members of the military ready to take you out if you do get a government secret.

2006-09-02 12:14:58 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 3 1

The easter bunny and the tooth fairy have decided to switch jobs. You will now be getting eggs left under your pillow by the easter bunny, and you'll be getting teeth left in your easter basket by the tooth fairy.

2006-09-02 11:43:58 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2 1

Alright but I'll have to kill you afterward. 5487 9265 4512 8521 6387 2549 8561 7356. OK, I'm so glad to get that off my chest. Oh,I'll see you later.

2006-09-03 00:23:58 · answer #8 · answered by ? 5 · 2 0

Our Vice President has a incurable azs rash. That is why he never smiles.

2006-09-02 10:14:20 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 2

hi
I'm a 15 year old mom and my boyfriend that i have had for three months wants to have sex and he don't know that i have a 6 month daughter.he knows about what happened with my last boyfriend but he don't know that i have my little baby.he thinks i had a n abortion but i didn't.

2006-09-02 10:16:58 · answer #10 · answered by *shorty* giggles 1 · 4 2

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