Mine is " Don't put beans up your nose!"
2006-09-02 01:58:41 · 13 answers · asked by sweet & sour 6 in Education & Reference ➔ Quotations
My Grandmother always told me from a young age "never ever sit in a man's lap". I wish I had listen to her
2006-09-02 17:50:32 · answer #1 · answered by answerqueen 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My grandmother told me never learn how to clean a fish!
2006-09-02 02:04:21 · answer #2 · answered by Rebecca 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
When asked her age, she used to reply, 'I'm as old as my tongue and a little bit older than my teeth.' And her father, 'was one of nature's gentlemen.' I never really liked the sound of that so I don't know what she meant.
2006-09-02 04:58:44 · answer #3 · answered by cymry3jones 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"that's more useless that teets on a bore ..."
"That's luckier than a dog with two weeners ..."
She's full of priceless "gems" like these - she's a country gal - these are the only two i can think of at the moment though. :)
2006-09-02 07:39:54 · answer #4 · answered by Weasel 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My granny told me " those popcorn seeds are called 'old maids' becase they haven't been popped". I didn't get that for years.
2006-09-02 02:28:10 · answer #5 · answered by 10Speed 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Nona Rosa
[poorly translated]
With age...the desire for sex, hugging, kissing, touching...while it's still there....with age...it fades
With age....the desire for money, wealth, possessions...while it's still there....with age...it fades
But the appreciation of good food and good wine ....til the day you die!!!!!!!
2006-09-02 14:42:52 · answer #6 · answered by Gemelli2 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Beauty is only skin deep. Pretty is as pretty does.
2006-09-02 02:51:22 · answer #7 · answered by melinda_rn2006 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i learned from her that children can forget, can hate, can sacrifice their parents, but parents, specially mothers, can never turn their backs on their children
2006-09-02 21:08:22 · answer #8 · answered by Samarah 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Do your homework or you'll grow up to be as stupid as your father!
2006-09-02 05:26:29 · answer #9 · answered by STONE 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Pigs get fat, hogs get butchered.
2006-09-02 17:52:27 · answer #10 · answered by starmoishe 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋