what about this for a joke?

Question

a man and his wife are lying in bed, when all of a suddent the wife asks "honey if i died would you get a new girlfriend?" bewildered at this the husband replies "what?..." he is cut off with "no honestly if i dropped dead would you move on and get another girlfriend?" the husband then replies yes. she asks "would you get married again?" again he replies "yes" she asks him next would you let her live in our house? would you let her sleep on my sided of the bed?" the husband now comfortable with theses questions answers yes. finally she asks "would you let her use my golf clubs?" and he replied quite swiftly "no she's left handed... oh sh!t"

Answer 1

Little Johnny
"A stranger was seated next to Little Johnny on the plane when the stranger turned to the Little Johnny and said, "Let's talk. I've heard that flights will go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger."Little Johnny, who had just opened his book, closed it slowly, and said to the stranger, "What would you like to discuss?""Oh, I don't know," said the stranger. "How about nuclear power?""OK," said Little Johnny. "That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first. "A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat grass. The same stuff. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?""Jeez," said the stranger. "I have no idea.""Well, then," said Little Johnny, "How is it that you feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know ****?"

Answer 2

Very good.
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Answer 3

Tee-hee

Answer 4

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Answer 5

That was a good joke nice one

Answer 6

HAHAHAHA! Excellent joke dude! Very funny!lol.....

Answer 7

It's cute

Answer 8

LOL...very cute

Answer 9

that was a joke?
i didn't get it.

Answer 10

hahah good 1.......he is busted...