The beautiful mistress of the house told James, the butler, that she and her much older husband would be out very late that night. He was free to retire early if he liked. Arriving home alone, and much earlier than expected, the mistress called James to her bedroom.
"Please close the door," she said. He secured it behind him. "Now take off my dress," she said. He did so. "Now my bra and panties." He obeyed.
As the tension in the room mounted, she fixed him with a stare. "Now," she commanded, "don't ever let me catch you wearing my clothes again!"
2006-09-02 00:49:03 · 7 answers · asked by Cool Z 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL. Great! LOL. 10.
Thanks for the laugh.
Have a great Sunday!
2006-09-03 02:36:30 · answer #1 · answered by jfmm 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
good 1
2006-09-02 08:05:29 · answer #2 · answered by pinkcloud2015 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good
I bet he was angry
Being a cross dresser!!!
2006-09-02 08:16:01 · answer #3 · answered by Monty323 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh my dirty mind LOL
2006-09-02 09:45:32 · answer #4 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHA!! that was funny..
2006-09-02 07:57:45 · answer #5 · answered by ##$SoulStryker$## 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
GREAT JOKE,MAN!!!!!
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Thanks Man,I really needed that laugh................ha ha ha!!!
I'd have given U 10 pts.........if I could for telling this one
2006-09-02 07:53:29 · answer #6 · answered by rythmdivine 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
than he's gay!
2006-09-02 09:51:21 · answer #7 · answered by pldjrftb@verizon.net 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋