Whats the cheesiest pickup line you have ever heard/used?
e.g."Can my Pokemon take a Picachu"
2006-09-02 00:41:13 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
All of them are pretty much lame! Just talk to a girl like a normal human being for **** sakes!
2006-09-02 00:44:11 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you were a booger id pick you first. They call me Luna but i sure know how to love good! I seemed to have lost my number can i have yours? Is there a keg in your pants cause id tap that! I lost my teddy bear can i sleep with you? Kiss me if i'm wrong but isn't your name (give the wrong name)
2016-03-27 04:13:11 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i have heard the screw one before, my mate got a slap in the face for that. lol. others are, 'do your legs hurt from running in my dream all night?', that one is usually answered with a weird look. 'i lost my fone number, can i have yours?', tap your thigh and say ' you think this is my leg', also there is 'do you know what would look good on you? me.' 'i like every bone in your bone, including mine', those are just a few.
2006-09-02 00:47:35 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
this one is the best cause a guy actually said this to me, seriosly thinking it'd impress mei couldnt stop laughing ..he got the message pretty quick...
wat has 72 teath and holds back a monster?
my zip!
ha ha ha ha
2006-09-02 00:46:14 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Your a beautiful woman" as I reach for a can of tuna in the grocery store.creepy guy.
2006-09-02 00:44:35 · answer #5 · answered by butterflyspy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Are you tired? Cause you've beeen running through my mind. " I actually heard a guy tell this to a woman. He was a loser
2006-09-02 00:44:47 · answer #6 · answered by starrchick101 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If I told you you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me.
2006-09-02 00:49:47 · answer #7 · answered by Jim C 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If I said you have a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
2006-09-02 00:43:43 · answer #8 · answered by monkey jacket 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hey sexy...wanna *** me?......ok u found out i've never heard that one except from a man-whore and a lesbo and an eve-teaser.
2006-09-02 00:46:48 · answer #9 · answered by xacarob 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
do you have a mirror in your pocket? because I sure could see myself in your pants
2006-09-02 00:43:36 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋