You think you have family problems? Listen to my situation.
A few years ago, I met a young widow with a grown-up daughter.
We got married and got myself a stepdaughter.
Later, my father married my stepdaughter.
That made my stepdaughter, my step-mother.
And my father became my stepson.
Also, my wife became mother-in-law of her father-in-law.
Much later the daughter of my wife, my stepmother, had a son.
This boy was my half-brother because he was my father's son.
But he was also the son of my wife's daughter which made him my wife's grand-son.
That made me the grand-father of my half-brother.
This was nothing until my wife and I had a Baby. Now the half-sister of my son, my stepmother, is also the Grandmother.
This makes my father, the brother-in-law of my child, whose stepsister is my father's wife, I am my stepmother's brother-in-law, my wife is her own child's aunt, my son is my father's nephew and I am my OWN GRANDFATHER !!!!
And you think you have FAMILY PROBLEMS!!!
2006-09-02 01:08:51
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answered by Vile Maverick 2
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They don't care how they dress...They drive ridiculously, I'm so ashamed to ride in the car with them...My dad used to play on the phone with my friends when they call, sometimes telling boys I wasn't home or I didn't live there anymore when I did...My dad made me write and read an apology letter in front of one of my grade school classes for acting up, I cried and the teacher cried because she felt sorry for getting me in trouble...Raising me as a Jehovah's Witness, no holidays, birthdays, fun period. Just Kingdom Hall Tuesday, Thursday, Saturday and Sunday...They're just weirdos period!
2006-09-02 04:06:00
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answered by duvaldiva.com 6
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on our first date my partner and i went to our local pub for the evening,both sets of parents were there,which made us feel akward,we felt better after a few drinks,come the end of night my partner walked me home,(my parents left the pub ages b4 us)on the way home we could hear giggling then saw a man coming out of a garden staggering and laughing and leaning on a fence,as we approached the man was trying to go to sleep and in the garden was a woman having a pee,dad was waiting 4 mum,they were that drunk they didnt even see us,i wanted to cry with embarrasment,all i could do was appologise i was so ashamed
2006-09-02 01:21:21
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answered by venus 2
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I was 4 yrs old and ate a piece of candy inside a store..my mom took me up to the store security guard and told him i had stolen.Needless to say i never stole another thing my entire life..so lesson learned but was sooooo embarrassing.
2006-09-02 02:56:14
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answered by Anonymous
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my dad was given some fish by a local fisherman in the pub, on the way home he had to answer a call of nature. the following morning when mum went to the fridge she found the fish covered in dads poo.
2006-09-02 05:04:29
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answered by melas 6
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After my mother died I discovered she had CLOSED the grave to any further burials, after my father died I discovered that his second wife was buried after him and then her nephew, which has completely ruled out my lawful use of the grave, as it has been left to another family line. I was gutted when I found out. I will now have to find my own burial site. Sad but fact.
2006-09-02 00:51:54
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answered by biggi 4
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My dad got arrested and is in Jail now for aggravated menecing, and the incident got its own space in the local newspaper. Now everybody in town knows about it.
2006-09-02 00:42:41
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answered by Anonymous
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My dad bought a pink truck [because the price was right] Needless to say, we took the bus from then on.
2006-09-02 01:38:28
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answered by sweet & sour 6
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The most embarrasing thing was when my father attacked my mother in public. He was insane, so finally my mother died and he got AIDS. The life keeps balanced.
2006-09-02 00:44:06
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answered by j4s2d1v3d 1
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communicate about their little ones in the front of their friends. like a teenage female the mummy ought to communicate about her like she's a brat in the front of her friends. communicate over inclusive of her friends like they're brats.
2016-12-06 03:40:02
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answered by ? 3
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