Be Careful What u Wish For !!!!?

Question

>>>A guy wakes up in a drunken stupor, opening his eyes he sees Claudia
>>>Schiffer on the bed next to him. He thinks this is a little odd, as
he
>>>doesn't remember a thing, let alone going to bed with her.
>>>
>>>He decides to get up and get himself a drink from the fridge. He
gets to
>>>the fridge and opens the door and is faced with a large suitcase. He
>>>takes the suitcase out of the fridge, puts it on the table and opens
it
>>>to find $1 Million.
>>>
>>>This is just a little too much for the guy who thinks he is losing
his
>>>mind. He wonders if he is hallucinating, so he goes to the window
and
>>>draws back the blind. Outside on his front lawn is the Klu Klux Klan
and
>>>dangling from the tree is an open noose, empty. They appear to be
>>>beckoning him and shouting.
>>>
>>>Now the guy is really freaked out, he quickly draws the blind and
turns
>>>around.
>>>
>>>In the corner of his kitchen is a leprechaun, obviously drunk as
well.
>>>
>>>He asks the leprechaun what is going on.
>>>
>>>"Well," says the leprechaun, "I was drunk last night as well, and as
I
>>>was crossing the road, I was nearly run down. You ran across the
road
>>>and pushed me to safety, so I granted you three wishes in return for
>>>saving me."
>>>
>>>"Well, I can guess the first one" says the guy, "Supermodel, bed,
yeah I
>>>got that one. What about the other two?"
>>>
>>>"The money in the fridge?" says the leprechaun, "You asked for a
cool
>>>million."
>>>
>>>"And them out there?" asks the guy,
>>>
>>>"You said you wanted to be hung like a black man".
>>>
>>>

Answer 1

hahahhaahahahahahahhhhhahhhhhhhhhhahhahhhaah

Answer 2

LOL.
It reminds me of a similar joke in which a guy goes around being idle all the time, having lots of drinks, which he always pays for with a grand, and carrying a rooster, which never stops eating, under his arm.
Another customer, in one of the bars he visits, is curious and asks him what's going on with that rooster.
The guy tells a similar story about a leprechaun and three wishes and it turns out that his 3 wishes were:
Never having to work again.
Always have a thousand dollar note in his pocket and...
"an insatiable c-o-c-k" .

Answer 3

Lol

Answer 4

oh god lol yes be careful what you wish for lol ♥

Answer 5

Ananconda.... i shall read it later

Answer 6

Ooh, no!! That is so wrong! LOL. LOL.

Answer 7

LOL