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Question

A young man who once lived in Briggen
Went to sea to recover from friggin
But after a week
As they climbed the fore peak
He buggered the mate in the rigging


There was a young writer called Twain
Whose prick had a sinister stain
And when he bent down
You could see it was brown
And was said to wash off in the rain.


A scrofulous woman from Chester
Said to the man who undressed her
I think you will find
That it's better behind
The front is beginning to fester.

Answer 1

LMAO.. very good ones...

here r some more

there was a man from calcutta
who went to sh!t in a gutter
but the heat of the sun burnt his bum
and turned his sh!t to butter


there was a man from madras
whoz ballz where made of brass
when the wind blew they clashed together
and sparks came out of his asz


my granny & ur granny
went to cut grass
my granny got angry
and cut of ur grannys asz

hehe

Answer 2

There Once was a Man called Reg

Who Went with a Girl in a Hedge

Along came his wife

With a big Carving Knife

And cut off his meat and two veg

Answer 3

Yuk!
There was a young woman from Ryde,
Who ate some green apples and died.
The apples fermented
inside the lamented,
and made cider inside 'er inside.

There was a young man from Darjeeling
Who went on a bus-ride to Ealing.
It said on the door
Please don't spit on the floor,
So he carefully spat on the ceiling.

Answer 4

There was a young lady from ealing
Who had a terrible feeling
She fell on her back
And opened her crack
And pissed all over the ceiling


There was a young man from Madras
who's balls were made of brass
in windy weather they banged together
and the sparks flew out of his ***

Answer 5

There was a young lady from Madrass
who had a very fine ***
it wasn't rounded and pink as you may well think
but was grey had long ears and ate grass.

Answer 6

ha ha two answerers above me were too good and yeah urs too was nice

Answer 7

LOL. Sick-o. LOL.