Whilst working on land the farmer suddenly got the urge for sex, so he rushed back to the farmhouse told his wife to get up stairs, strip and lay on the bed because he wanted to make mad passionate love with her.
The wife goes up stairs eventually gets out of her dress and under garments and lays on the bed next to her husband.
The time taken for the wife to get undressed is long that the farmer looses the urge. So he says to her "The next time you see me running towards the farmhouse waving my arms, you stripped off and be on the bed ready for me"
After several months, the wife working in the kitchen sees her husband running towards the farmhouse waving his arms. She rushes to the bedroom, strips off, lays on the bed, just intime for her husband to burst in and say, "Get off the bed you sex manic the farmhouse is on fire!"
2006-09-01 22:44:55 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
you have a very good sense of humor
2006-09-01 23:14:16 · answer #1 · answered by kurotenshi 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I haven't got an answer to this question but I have given a thumbs up to the answers I like
2006-09-02 08:58:17 · answer #2 · answered by used to live in Wales 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not a question and not a very good joke either, so I'll just take my two points and move along.
2006-09-02 07:08:18 · answer #3 · answered by geminipetelondon 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very very funny,thanks mike for this sexy joke
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2006-09-02 05:58:25 · answer #4 · answered by merdad b 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The burning question that comes to my mind is whether the sex they had was hot ?????????????
2006-09-02 06:22:04 · answer #5 · answered by Seshadri G 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny now wheres the question ?
2006-09-02 06:32:25 · answer #6 · answered by lyndsey ww 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats one good joke..laughing my head off keep it going
2006-09-02 05:59:36 · answer #7 · answered by pisceslady a 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny joke I will tell it at work today
2006-09-02 05:56:19 · answer #8 · answered by Robert G 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats funny but not a question
2006-09-02 05:48:37 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Hehehe, good one.
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