sum christins sed I can find my hubby Jesus at sum night club called 'Armageddon'. Will he pay back child support?
2006-09-01 21:54:19 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Now THAT would be something to see! Hahahahaha!
2006-09-01 22:00:58 · answer #1 · answered by Redeemer 5 · 3⤊ 2⤋
I think you misunderstood. He is going to be riding a white Harley not a white whore. He will probably drive the Harley to a night club and you can meet him there. I will bet if you ask him he will pay back child support if you give him your bank account number.
2006-09-02 06:09:45 · answer #2 · answered by kangnamsuperman 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Mary it may seem funny to u now but let's jus say Jesus is true in saying that He is the Son of God and that He will return someday... wouldnt u wish that u had never said this nor made a fool of Him. If i were u, i would rather make things right now by seeking Him out and later finding out that His not real than rather making fun of Him now and later finding out that He does exsist!!! Pliz jus think about it....coz His knocking on your Heart's door...waiting to com in. May His Spirit move within u.
2006-09-02 05:11:25 · answer #3 · answered by eden hawk 1 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Depends what you believe god entails.
Some create an image of a human (as scripts dictate.) Yet others a 6-armed incarnation.
But if you refer to the laws of the universe that govern our reality – then there is such force. Try to will yourself to be free of gravity – some have been trying for eons.
It would be ludicrous to pay to pray to gravity.
2006-09-02 05:38:39 · answer #4 · answered by ★Greed★ 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Jesus did not go through all He went through and pay for the sins of mine without the understanding someday He will return and take me home, you do not pay a price like that and then forget why you did that or forget to pick up what you paid such A price for. The clouds in scripture here refure to His Angles, the white horse in the bible is A interesting bible study and is in A Set of "FREE" bible lessons at www.itiswritten.com God bless you.
2006-09-02 04:59:57 · answer #5 · answered by wgr88 6 · 4⤊ 3⤋
JC is not a racist.....he will ride any whore. And that back support, I heard he "lent it" to some chick named Candy. You can find her at armageddon.....she's the one standing by the pole.
2006-09-02 04:59:29 · answer #6 · answered by swan 4 · 2⤊ 2⤋
Are you attempting to be funny? If not, it's a 'white horse.' There are plenty of web resources (Blue Letter Bible, BibleGateway, etc.) if you need help. Don't throw any nonsense out there that you know can't be accurate just to get one or two seconds' attention, though. You know there is a God, and He can see and hear everything; it's not worth it to be that blasphemous and offensive to Him.
2006-09-02 05:01:31 · answer #7 · answered by ? 5 · 2⤊ 3⤋
first of all, you to read the Bible it has the answers humankind needs. second, Jesus will not be riding a white HORSE the Anti-Christ will be and he/she won't be descending from heaven.
2006-09-02 05:06:42 · answer #8 · answered by deansgurl81702 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Bless your heart, you don't know how blasphemous that is. We are not to use His name in vain. That is one of the 10 commandments and they are not 10 suggestions. Please don't do that anymore for your own sake as well as His.
2006-09-02 05:05:46 · answer #9 · answered by winkcat 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Back off Honey! You had him the first time. Now it's my turn. Jesus is my man!
2006-09-02 10:32:08 · answer #10 · answered by Ask Donna 3 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Mary you are so funny, you made me laugh, but please be more considerate towards Christian believers, what you said is very rude and impolite and insulting, I am sure you would feel the same if someone insulted your values if you have any.
2006-09-02 05:03:38 · answer #11 · answered by rabb b 3 · 4⤊ 1⤋