Not a very important one in fact since I smoke drink and sometimes fornicate my wings were taken away and I was sent to the most unimportant division of the heaven. You might ask why don’t they kick me out all together, I saved the big boss’s life from drowning when he was a kid so now I am the only angel that can sit down at his presence, to get rid of me for the time being I was sent down here to look after your affairs so if you have any thing to ask me,ask me and I will help you (bloody boring job) I will be here for 3 fartingtons that’s 1648195 of your earth years. And I ask a question everyday and the best answer gets 10 points and a place in heaven
QUESTION: WHO IS THIS GOD PERSON ANYWAY?
2006-09-01 19:55:54 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
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2006-09-01 19:58:43 · answer #1 · answered by cosmic_convoy 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
This God person me thinks is the force behind how the universe works. different people may call it different things but like Einstien said for every action there is a reaction. so something must have set off the action that caused the universe to exist... --- thats the scientific answer.
but personally for me God is hope. Hope that there is someone looking after you and God is also the little light you cling to when you are down with no one else around to help you up. :)
2006-09-01 20:01:51 · answer #2 · answered by lilmisssquare 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Since you are obviously a "Fallen Angel", God is the guy whose going to send His son to the kick the living daylights out of your boss.
2006-09-01 20:00:22 · answer #3 · answered by Lynn K 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The belief system that everyone has no matter which religion..
He is meant to be the creator of all.
He is the one that we turn to in hopes of understanding ourselves and why we do what we do.
He is a guidance counsellor of sorts who we blame when things go wrong in our lives.
He is the ultimate of love and understanding
2006-09-01 20:03:19 · answer #4 · answered by MrsDave 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not all theists are Christians. i'm a theist and that i'm not a Christian. although, i'm additionally from an bigger classification ecu relatives so we don't use lavatory paper. We use a bidet. Now bypass wash your butt and in case you prefer to apply an angel, delicate or not, to attain this, i don't care one bit. i'm extraordinarily particular if the angel did, it would desire to end you, precise?
2016-11-23 18:41:39 · answer #5 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Gee..I thought you would know?? Im suspicious now..any angel would know that one..so maybe YOUR not an angel..maybe YOUR one of those horned demons come to lure me to your Pizza Hut and make me eat till I puke..Ive met your kind before..oh..sure your nice at first..but then comes those pizzas..and all that beer...
I know I cant escape you..so which Pizza Hut do you want me to meet you at?? lets get this over with..I cant hide anymore..Im ready for you dark Pizza demon. Im ready..AQnd..Ive brought my Red pepper flakes. So beware.....On with the Pizzas!!
2006-09-01 20:00:36 · answer #6 · answered by G-Bear 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
God is the creator. People for some reason think they need to devote their lives to the creator when the creator just wants to people to live their lives.
2006-09-01 20:01:38 · answer #7 · answered by Dude 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Get bent. You're one effed-upped broad.
2006-09-01 19:59:47 · answer #8 · answered by Yinzer from Sixburgh 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yahoo answers is becoming interesting. Well, than i can be satan, right? hahahah
2006-09-01 23:36:20 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wha?
2006-09-01 19:58:04 · answer #10 · answered by maynardgilmour 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋