The insurance firm put a sign in the window saying "HELP WANTED. You
must be a good typist and have good computer skills. Successful
applicant must be bilingual. We are an Equal Opportunity Employer."
A short time later a lovely golden retriever dog trotted up to the
window, saw the sign and went inside. He looked at the receptionist and
wagged his tail, then walked over to the sign, looked at it, whined and
pawed the air.
The receptionist called the office manager. He was surprised to say the
least to see a canine applicant. However, the dog looked determined so
he led him into the office. Inside, the dog jumped up on a chair and
stared at the manager expectantly.
The manager said, "I can't hire you. The sign says you must be able to
type."
The dog jumped down, went to the typewriter and proceeded to quickly
type a perfect business letter. He took out the page with his mouth and
trotted over to the manager, gave it to him, then jumped back up on the
chair wagging his tail.
The manager was stunned, but told the dog, "That was fantastic, but I'm
sorry. The sign clearly says that whomever I hire must have computer
skills."
The dog jumped down again, went to the computer and proceeded to
demonstrate his expertise with various programs. He produced a sample
Excel spreadsheet, a sample Power Point presentation, retouched a
picture with Photo shop, and then printed all of them for the manager.
The manager was dumbfounded. He said to the dog, "Listen, I realize
that you are a very intelligent applicant and have fantastic talent,
but you're a dog! There's no way I can hire you!"
The dog jumped down and went to the sign in the window and pointed his
paw at the words, "Equal Opportunity Employer."
The exasperated manager said, "Yes, I know what the sign says. But the
sign also says you have to be bilingual."
The dog looked him straight in the
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and said, "Meow."
2006-09-01 18:58:56 · 14 answers · asked by hokie wolf 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Oldie but goodie!
2006-09-01 19:05:58 · answer #1 · answered by Lee J 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Thank you very much... I laughed so hard I had to make a quick dash to the restroom. Email me some of those at t.clark@inlead.org
2006-09-02 02:07:24 · answer #2 · answered by Rev T L Clark 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
What a special story. I really liked it. I'll have to share that one. I'll look forward to more like that.
My, we get the points, but you are the winner!
2006-09-02 02:08:44 · answer #3 · answered by noodles 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
This is a great joke. Just one thing....could you please post jokes in the joke section next time so I don't get myself all puffed up for theological debate and forget to laugh? I did enjoy it a lot though.
2006-09-02 02:05:47 · answer #4 · answered by Kuji 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Cute.
2006-09-02 02:03:48 · answer #5 · answered by Red neck 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
...and so the owner killed the dog, because the dog was a witch and the owner didn't want to suffer it to live.
2006-09-02 02:42:54 · answer #6 · answered by lenny 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ROTFLMAO!!!! I'm going to have to steal this joke from you, I've never heard it before and I think its hilarious!!!
2006-09-02 02:02:48 · answer #7 · answered by Ancient Forever Lost 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
John 1
The Word Became Flesh
1In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God, and the Word was God. 2He was with God in the beginning.
3Through him all things were made; without him nothing was made that has been made. 4In him was life, and that life was the light of men. 5The light shines in the darkness, but the darkness has not understood[a] it.
6There came a man who was sent from God; his name was John. 7He came as a witness to testify concerning that light, so that through him all men might believe. 8He himself was not the light; he came only as a witness to the light. 9The true light that gives light to every man was coming into the world.[b]
10He was in the world, and though the world was made through him, the world did not recognize him. 11He came to that which was his own, but his own did not receive him. 12Yet to all who received him, to those who believed in his name, he gave the right to become children of God— 13children born not of natural descent,[c] nor of human decision or a husband's will, but born of God.
14The Word became flesh and made his dwelling among us. We have seen his glory, the glory of the One and Only,[d] who came from the Father, full of grace and truth.
2006-09-02 02:00:42 · answer #8 · answered by papaofgirlmegan 5 · 0⤊ 5⤋
LMAO...lol
2006-09-02 02:01:36 · answer #9 · answered by Love Exists? 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol that was cute
2006-09-02 02:03:25 · answer #10 · answered by Jessica 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋