There was an earthquake recently which frightened inhabitants of certain town. One couple sent their little boy to stay with an uncle in another town, explaining the reason for the nephew's sudden visit. A day later the parents received this message:
"Am returning your boy, Send the earthquake."
lol
2006-09-01 17:23:11 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.
The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.
The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.
Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.
The little girl said, "When i get to heaven I will ask Jonah."
The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"
The little girl replied, "Then you ask him?"
2006-09-01 17:39:00 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
good.
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2006-09-02 02:52:25 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I know a few kids like that. lol
2006-09-02 00:24:38 · answer #3 · answered by IthinkFramptonisstillahottie 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Im apparently slow. I dont get it. Sorry.
2006-09-02 00:30:57 · answer #4 · answered by johnthecompnerd 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao sweet good jke lol props :P
2006-09-02 00:33:16 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha... i really love chilfren jokes...they're so innocent...lol...
2006-09-02 00:47:19 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol.....that one's good
2006-09-02 00:36:45 · answer #7 · answered by xampl19 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heheh... love it.
2006-09-02 00:25:47 · answer #8 · answered by iamigloo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha...cute...
2006-09-02 00:36:16 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
very nice ...........
2006-09-02 01:04:02 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋