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The other day I shot Jesus in the chest with a spear gun and he forgave me for it. I'm thinking about doing it again to see if he will forgive me a second time. Do you think he will?

2006-09-01 17:01:20 · 15 answers · asked by ... 2 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

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I don't know Brad, maybe change it up a bit he might be getting off on it, like kick him in the balls.. No guy could forgive for getting kicked it hurts to much.

2006-09-02 10:15:23 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

I realize that you are not serious but I will tell you that Jesus, God's only begotten Son, was sent to the earth by God to become the ultimate sacrifice for your sins. When you repent (turn away) from your sins and accept Him as your Lord and Savior, then and only then will you be forgiven for all of your sins and be given the gift of eternal life. This is serious

2006-09-01 17:14:50 · answer #2 · answered by 4HIM- Christians love 7 · 0 0

jesus may forgive you but his dad is unforgiving ,so even if Jesus said you could go to heaven .it means nothing
it is just a political move on Jesus behalf ,he needs many friends

and millions of people have been misled ,thinking that they were on the way to heaven .
but they are now burning in hell ,for all eternity ,maybe longer
but they got only themselves to blame for trusting a dead israelite..

2006-09-01 17:07:43 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Your sin was enough to kill Him and it with all the others did just that. He has already forgiven you for all of your sins. That was demonstrated by His death on the cross of Calvary in Isreal. You just have to repent and accept His forgiveness and try to follow Him from now on.

He will accept all who truly repent and follow Him. See John 3:16.

2006-09-01 17:11:32 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Sounds like you are looking for attention. Ask Jesus into your heart and he will give you all the attention that you need. He is so great. He knows your heart. If you ask him to forgive you and you mean it then he will. God Bless You.

2006-09-01 17:09:57 · answer #5 · answered by smiles 3 · 0 0

He knows ppls hearts and judging by how you so casually said that I am guessing He didn't forgive you the first time. People think their words can save them but it HAS to be a change of heart.

2006-09-01 17:04:39 · answer #6 · answered by malsvb6 3 · 1 1

Too bad- you should not hurt other people's emotions by being so negative about thier God

2006-09-01 17:06:58 · answer #7 · answered by Mash 6 · 1 1

if you honestly appoligized and meant it and apoligize again and mean it this time, he will forgive you.

2006-09-01 17:06:19 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

Probably not

2006-09-01 17:05:17 · answer #9 · answered by Augustine 6 · 0 0

no way. I wouldn't if i were Jesus.

2006-09-01 17:06:43 · answer #10 · answered by jay j 4 · 0 1

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