a snail crawls into a bar just on closing time. he knocks on the door until the barman finally opens the door, and looks around. when he sees the snail he says, ‘go away. we're closed, and besides, we don’t serve snails here.' he then slams the door in the snails face. the snail again pounds on the door until the barman gets so frustrated that he opens the door and kicks the snail away. a year later as the bartender is closing up for the night, he hears a pounding on the door. he opens the door, and who is there but the same snail from a year previous. the snail looks up and says, ‘what did you do that for?'
2006-09-01 16:42:49 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Hm.
If he'd just let him have a pint, his problem would be resolved.
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2006-09-01 16:46:48 · answer #1 · answered by girlnblack 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
That's funny. It took him so ling to get to the door, 7 out of 10!!
2006-09-01 16:46:36 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Poor Snail............lol
2006-09-01 16:54:07 · answer #3 · answered by Sangy . 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol... thats a persistnet snail
2006-09-01 16:46:40 · answer #4 · answered by iamigloo 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
OOHH because a snail doesn't move very fast
2006-09-01 18:40:52 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
im getting worried about you now your very interested in bars and animals good one tho haha
2006-09-02 06:23:21 · answer #6 · answered by angel 36 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's funny
2006-09-01 16:48:19 · answer #7 · answered by Ruthie1959 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
thats cool
2006-09-01 17:06:55 · answer #8 · answered by lovely 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LMAO that's classic lol ♥
2006-09-01 16:49:20 · answer #9 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Luv it - time is so relative eh?
2006-09-01 17:02:20 · answer #10 · answered by Rex 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋