heyyyy, yeah, so wahts your best joke/prank or whatever. senior prank/true or dares/fooling around or such.
one year my highschool planted this tree in the middle of the field right before the last football and soccer games. haha
yeaaah, so whichever one makes me laugh the most gets 10 points and bragging rights for eternity that theyre the funniest person everrrrr. =) lol
2006-09-01 16:33:48 · 9 answers · asked by Michelle 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Senior year we got 3 little piggies and numbered them 1,2 and 10 they caught the pigs fairly quick but spent the entire weekend looking for the "other" 7 pigs.
P.S. the pigs werent hurt, i dont think. But I sure do love bacon.
2006-09-01 16:37:49 · answer #1 · answered by johnny swanberg 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
My fiance told me of a senior prank that he was part of in high school. They took the principals car (an old vw bug) and put it on top of the school building.
Then there was our football teams prank. The night before a game with our rival school, they go to the other schools football field and using lye spelled out our schools name across the 50 yard line.
2006-09-02 01:08:37 · answer #2 · answered by cindy1576 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.
The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.
The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.
Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.
The little girl said, "When i get to heaven I will ask Jonah."
The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"
The little girl replied, "Then you ask him?"
2006-09-02 00:40:57 · answer #3 · answered by devil_queen_biatch14 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
One year some kids at my school took a cow up to the third floor. Since cows can go up stairs, but not down, we had to build an elevator in our school to get it out.
2006-09-01 23:46:09 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Halloween 2004
I have this large ornamental well on my front lawn..big enough for someone to sit in. One of my co-workers *who is Vietnamese....long long straight black hair..came over and sat in the well w/ her hair over her face. I would signal her when older kids came to the door and she crawled out of the well like Sadaka in "Ringu"..the original "The Ring"
MWAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2006-09-01 23:38:34 · answer #5 · answered by starikotasukinomiko 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
This husband and wife are driving down the road
A highway patrol man pulls them over
He walks up and asked the man for his drivers liscense
The wife who is hard of hearing says "What did he say?"
the man says "He wants my liscense"
The cop looks at it and say "South Dakota huh, I got the worst peice of *** in my life in South Dakota"
The woman says " What did he say?"
The man says " he says he knows you!"
2006-09-01 23:40:30 · answer #6 · answered by mt_lil 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
what blue and yellow and sinks
a child with popped armbands
2006-09-02 01:16:33 · answer #7 · answered by geovani5589 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
a santa came in and bang
2006-09-01 23:53:39 · answer #8 · answered by jason 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
If BIG BOOBED women work at Hooters.... where do ONE LEGGED women work???
IHOP!
2006-09-01 23:38:32 · answer #9 · answered by Greg 3 · 1⤊ 2⤋