2006-09-01 16:33:09 · 29 answers · asked by Garrile N 2 in Pets ➔ Birds
Good news!
My girlfriends came home and saw what I had done. At first they were mad as hell, but they gently caressed him and petted his head, and he was up and just as lively as ever.
I'm so relieved!.
2006-09-02 06:25:09 · update #1
Put your lips on its head and blow. It will be "up" in no time.
2006-09-01 16:36:58 · answer #1 · answered by mamadeira_09 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
First, scrape your palms, theyre probably hairy now. Now clean your chicken and stick it in the oven or roast it on a spit. You can make the skin nice and crispy with a blowtorch, if you prefer....
2006-09-01 16:41:23 · answer #2 · answered by hipichick777 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
if you just choked on a chicken i got to ask you this question did it taste good? because if it didn't try throwing up it'll make you feel better.
2006-09-01 16:43:27 · answer #3 · answered by nenarmz 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Give it a few minutes (or an hour or so) of rest and it will be up and strutting like before.
2006-09-01 16:37:22 · answer #4 · answered by idiot detector 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Seek professional help.
2006-09-02 06:18:45 · answer #5 · answered by ytry2beme2 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
its just asking to be violated. grab your "member" and gently place it in the chicken's "butthole." now begin moving in and out, till the chicken reaches its climax. afterwards make sure to cuddle.
2006-09-01 20:13:53 · answer #6 · answered by Circlometry?? 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Ha ha ha. Throw that sucker in a roasting pan and put it in the oven.
2006-09-01 18:20:04 · answer #7 · answered by IthinkFramptonisstillahottie 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cut its head off. If you're nervous, I can come over and do it for you.
2006-09-01 20:23:01 · answer #8 · answered by Em 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Give it mouth to beak resuscitation!
2006-09-01 16:38:42 · answer #9 · answered by FlaCB 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Put the lotion away before your mom finds it!
2006-09-01 21:46:59 · answer #10 · answered by acekingsuited83 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋