A waiter brings the customer the steak he ordered with his thumb over the meat.
"Are you crazy?" yelled the customer, "don't bring my meal with your hand on my steak."
"What" answers the waiter, "You want it to fall on the floor again?"
2006-09-01 15:44:49 · 34 answers · asked by iamigloo 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Honesty isn't only the best policy, it's also funny. Good one.
2006-09-01 15:47:58 · answer #1 · answered by Ray 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
niahahahahahahahaaaa
at least he was honest
this is for the 2 points
During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director what the criterion was which defined whether or not a patient should be institutionalized.
"Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub."
"Oh, I understand," said the visitor. "A normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup."
Scroll down please.
"No." said the Director, "A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a bed near the window?"
2006-09-01 15:48:37 · answer #2 · answered by alya m 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHA Good one, I needed a laugh. Have a great night!
2006-09-01 16:18:05 · answer #3 · answered by Sue F 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
eww sounds like a line from that dane cook movie lol but i know its not but its funny
2006-09-01 15:47:01 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
OhhhOHhhh My GOD that was so good. Was it as good for you as it was for me. Okay okay I know I got issues. Love your joke though.
2006-09-01 16:19:33 · answer #5 · answered by mizbehavingirl 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha hmmmmm sounds like something I would prolly do lol ♥
2006-09-01 16:24:56 · answer #6 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You brought a smile to my face. But then, you always do!
2006-09-01 15:50:16 · answer #7 · answered by wondering 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I really don't like this suppose to be joke come back better next time !!!!!!!
2006-09-01 16:34:44 · answer #8 · answered by FallenAngel 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha
2006-09-01 15:47:27 · answer #9 · answered by xknyghtmayre 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahaahahahahhahahahahaha thats funny
2006-09-01 15:46:03 · answer #10 · answered by B 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋