One dark foggy night, a man enters a bar and orders a pitcher of beer. When he finishes the whole pitcher he orders another. He does this for hours. When the bar finally closes and they turn off all of the lights, the man is thrown into the street. He's so drunk, but he manages to stumble home. When he arrives home, he walk up many, many, many stairs until he finally reaches the comfort of his bed. After falling asleep, he is awakened by an extremely bright flashing light. He pulls his gun out of his nightstand drawer and shoots at the light..completely blowing it out. He is in the dark again and resumes his sleep.. When he awakes the next morning he goes outside his front door and finds hundreds of dead bodies strrewn over his property.
WHAT IS THIS MANS PROFESSION?
2006-09-01 15:26:53 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I agree, a light house keeper, bodies are from a ship that crashed because he blew out the light, so the ship didn't know there was land
2006-09-01 15:32:44 · answer #1 · answered by jhs80123 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Sounds like he's a lighthouse keeper.
What movie featured a song that went:
I want to marry a lighthouse keeper and live down by the sea
I want to marry a lighthouse keeper and keep him company
Problem is your question is rigged - lighthouse keeper slept on the ground floor where the light does not reach. He would not climb the stairs nor be bothered by the light. Nice try though.
2006-09-01 22:30:31 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
He is a lighthouse keeper. He blew out the light in the lighthouse and the dead bodies are from a cruise ship that crashed since there was no light in the lighthouse.
2006-09-01 23:45:37 · answer #3 · answered by Gremlin789 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
A lighthouse keeper
2006-09-01 22:30:19 · answer #4 · answered by jobug 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
gotta be a lighthouse keeper and the dead bodies were from the crashed ships
2006-09-01 23:03:31 · answer #5 · answered by Bob 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
he's a coroner? i really have no idea. i don't get the stairs, but the bright light could be the light above the body, and i don't know why he would have a gun. i don't know... :]
2006-09-01 22:29:32 · answer #6 · answered by softball002 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
The graveyard guard
2006-09-01 22:29:40 · answer #7 · answered by IthinkFramptonisstillahottie 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
flight control tower at the airport
shoot at the plain, the dead were the passengers???
2006-09-01 22:31:35 · answer #8 · answered by alya m 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
DMV representative
2006-09-01 23:25:33 · answer #9 · answered by fierce_guy 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
light house keeper
2006-09-01 22:32:31 · answer #10 · answered by jonikaf 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋