My son has given me clear curtains blowing hoovers plastic ovens dehydrated water and microwave toast what can you think of...
2006-09-01 15:09:12 · 8 answers · asked by ms_j_uk12 2 in Science & Mathematics ➔ Engineering
DAFT INVENTIONS (C)1997 S. C. Productions
1. Helium asthma inhaler
2. Chocolate fireguard
3. Inflatable dartboard
4. Solar powered torch
2006-09-01 15:20:22 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
I've made some daft inventions myself. A chair with holes in the seat. You strap somebody down and pull a lever and 5 cm. nails rise through the holes. a horizontal board that you strap somebody down on. Above it is a horizontal axle with knotted ropes attached. It's linked by a chain drive to another horizontal axle3 metres higher up, which has rope wound round it with a heavy weight at the end. You pull a lever. The weight descends, the axles rotate and the knotted ropes thrash the victim's bottom. A caning machine. You bend the prisoner down and secure his hands with stocks. You type his offence into a PC connected to the machine. It reads out a judge's speech and sentences him to a caning then thrashes his ***. There's a manual option; you disconnect the PC, and just dial in the number of strokes and the severity and the machine does the rest. The canes are detachable and you can fit canes, whips, birches and cat o'nine tails, and it's got options like a five bar gate caning. It delivers five parallel cuts a cane's width apart, followed by a powerful diagonal stroke that intersects them.
2006-09-02 01:06:41 · answer #2 · answered by zee_prime 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
the most daft ive ever seen is the butt kicking device, which several people have invented/
On September 25, 2001, an individual named Joe Armstrong received a patent #6,293,874 for a “User-operated amusement apparatus for kicking the user’s buttocks.”
US engineers perfect butt-kicking machine
I get a kick out of you
By Lucy Sherriff â More by this authorPublished Wednesday 19th May 2004 13:24 GMTWhite Papers - Download them for free from Reg Research A US engineering firm, Leavitt & Associates Engineers, has applied to patent a "Manually Self-Operated Butt-Kicking Machine". In simple terms, this is a chair with a hole in the seat combined with a kicking foot, all operated by the seat's occupant. It allows the operator to administer a "butt-kicking", should he or she feel it is appropriate.
The company says that it does not intend to bring the product to market, much to the relief, no doubt, of those working in the service industry. Instead, J. Reese Leavitt says, the chair will be rented out to groups for fundraising efforts. Tuning in perfectly to the mood of the time, office manager Sandy Burmeister told The Idaho Statesman: "Groups can use this to put someone dressed up like, say, Osama Bin Laden, and charge $1 to kick his butt."
http://www.theregister.co.uk/2004/05/19/butt_kicking_machine/
2006-09-02 02:32:49 · answer #3 · answered by jasonalwaysready 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Asbestos, DeLorean, Segway, Chia, Lava Lamps, cybersonic toothbrush, "the clapper", wearable computers, left handed pencil, chocolate tea pot, umbrella hats, solar cells, Survivor the Videogame.
2006-09-01 22:29:12 · answer #4 · answered by Answers1 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Ashtray on a motorbike!
2006-09-02 00:06:26 · answer #5 · answered by paddy a 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
In England, the car, it's quicker to walk now!
2006-09-01 22:11:58 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
the mechanical mousetrap becoas it can catch enithing but a mouse
2006-09-02 02:09:23 · answer #7 · answered by gabriel 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
waterproof sponge
2006-09-02 00:38:05 · answer #8 · answered by pauld81 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋