God gave me a SEXY and HOT body so Jesus would err ya know choose me over all the other chicks in Cana in Galilee and that. They was all haters 2 like you. Me and Jesus were an item, then we's got married. Get over yours jealousyness. Jesus is spreading nasty rumors that we is not married, but he is just going through denial, stop helping his denail. God knows better
Im sexy and Hot and you christians girls need to stop hating.
2006-09-01 15:06:42 · 42 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
@ Jesus
So is still so funny, my darlin. I luv you come and see your baby. you remebered i luv sushi... how sweet
2006-09-01 15:38:31 · update #1
Hey behbeh, it's me, Jesus! Sorry I didn't call, but God was ridin' me to get some paperwork done.
Honey honey, the DISCIPLES spread those rumors, remember? I swear I had nothing to do with it.
You look hotter'n hell today. I'm coming home in an hour; we'll go out for sushi.
2006-09-01 15:33:45 · answer #1 · answered by serengetimonster 1 · 0⤊ 5⤋
Hey Hot & Sexy ....why do you mention Jesus in everything?? Just talk about other stuff...sexual or otherwise its ok....but keep the religion and sex seperate ...its not like peanut butter & jelly u know?? U do look Hot and mmmmNaughty thats cool!!
2006-09-01 15:16:26 · answer #2 · answered by fxbeto 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Is this really a female? You sound like an immature boy going through puberty pretending to be a girl.......ignorant fool....get the hell off of yahoo answers you're wasting everyone's time :P Peace!
2006-09-01 15:17:23 · answer #3 · answered by CherBear 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dan Brown's a dumb asshole! You actually fell for his crappy info in the book?! But I don't hate you nor Dan Brown. I just pray that BOTH of you will be enlightened by the Word of God some day.
2006-09-01 15:14:18 · answer #4 · answered by citrusy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well I'm not christian - and I don't HATE you - I can think of a few other choice words.... but I might just confuse you a bit... Why not go play with your "brat" of a daughter?
2006-09-01 15:11:04 · answer #5 · answered by Morning Star 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Agreed.
2006-09-01 15:08:56 · answer #6 · answered by jill45690 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha, your funny. FYI, they didn't have computer in biblical times. Jesus never had sex, Jesus never got married, and get a grammer check.
*****.
2006-09-01 15:21:58 · answer #7 · answered by Kio Prower 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
to be blunt if you were truly a Jewish woman and raise right in the Jewish ways. you would be in deep trouble. so my words to you
you are not Jewish. i wonder if you are even a woman, i wonder if you are just that guy=(just ask Donny, Donna, don2 in disguise), because your commits are about the same in your rude ways about Jesus Christ.
2006-09-01 15:13:48 · answer #8 · answered by angelchele 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Here's how your first date went, you said "so Jesus, you wann go like get a like doobie or somethin"
"No, I want you to turn from your wickedness, repent and be born again"
"Dude, like get off my back, like what the, who do you think you are like anyways"
And then you storm away.
That's how it really is isn't it.
2006-09-01 15:11:33 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Alright and the point to all this is what, that you think you are better than everyone why didn't you just come out and say it.
2006-09-01 15:10:28 · answer #10 · answered by Bug 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋