he should start bein a good daddy to our baby and be a good pruvider.
is it sumethin I sed or what!?!?!
2006-09-01 14:19:02 · 37 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Cause he at my crib and he is getting all the worship he needs from me!
2006-09-01 15:08:42 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
He is pretty busy getting drunk with the apostles and all. Man, you should have seen him trying to do that walk on water trick last time he got really wasted. Oh what a funny site that was.
P.S. He might make you take a paternity test so i hope you are sure that he is the father.
2006-09-01 14:27:43 · answer #2 · answered by Simon Grey 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You're sick, and don't blame Jesus for your mistake, He passed the DNA test with 'flying colors'! But I do hope you start partying less and be a good mother to your child and God will bring you a good man to be your husband and a good father to your child if you pray and ask God to bring you this kind of man.
2006-09-01 14:26:27 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
He does call but not like others.
Revelation 3:20 Behold, I stand at the door, and knock: if any man hear my voice, and open the door, I will come in to him, and will sup with him, and he with me.
This also applies to ladies, children etc.
I Corinthians 13;8a, Love never fails!!!!!
Deuteronomy 6:5 And thou shalt love the LORD thy God with all thine heart, and with all thy soul, and with all thy might.
2006-09-01 15:03:18 · answer #4 · answered by ? 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jesus Garcia told me he talked to you last week at the bar...
2006-09-01 14:24:51 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
you stupid.... why would you ask such....question don't you know that god is real... he created you dummy... it's not my fault, but i don't like people deceiving my father like this... he died on the cross for us... don't you believe in him.... he might answer your calls all the time but your too busy disconnecting his help. READ THE BIBLE>>>>YOU NEED ANALYZE AND RECOGNIZE THE TRUTH!!!
2006-09-01 15:25:32 · answer #6 · answered by precious_dyme15 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Honestly, you should stop playing around with the son of God, Jesus is holy and you should have some respect, for your creator and redeemer.
2006-09-01 14:37:36 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
He's on the Down-Low with Judas
2006-09-01 14:24:50 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
he doesn't want to seem desperate.
i see that you are a fan of the "holy blood, holy grail/da vinci code" scenario- you should check out "the illuminatus! trilogy" by robert anton wilson and robert shea
2006-09-01 14:20:35 · answer #9 · answered by list 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
You're hot.
And Jesus is busy, call him back some other time.
2006-09-01 14:28:15 · answer #10 · answered by send_felix_mail 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋