a man wants a pet that can do everything so he goes to the pet shop and asks the owner if he any ideas. the shop owner suggests a dog. but the man shakes his head. the owner says, ‘how about a cat then?' the man replies, ‘no way! cats are useless. I want a pet that can do everything!' the shop owner thinks for a minute ,then says, 'I’ve got it! a centipede!' the man says a centipede? hmmm, I’ve never considered a centipede. yeah, why not?' so he takes the centipede home. 'wash the floor,’ he tells the centipede and twenty minutes later, the floor is immaculate! he is absolutely amazed. 'clean the bedroom,’ he says next. twenty minutes later the room is spotless. the man thinks to himself,’ this is the most amazing thing I’ve ever seen. this really is a pet that can do everything!' next he says, run down to the corner store and get me a newspaper.' the centipede walks out the door. ten minutes later...no centipede. twenty minutes later...no centipede. thirty minutes later...still no centipede. the man is wondering what’s going on. He can’t imagine what could have happened. Did the centipede run away? Did it get run over? Where is that centipede? So he goes over to the front door, opens it…and there’s the centipede sitting right outside. The man says’, hey! I sent you down to the corner store half an hour ago to get me a newspaper. What’s the matter?’ the centipede says. ‘I’m going! I’m going! I’m just putting on my shoes, okay?
2006-09-01 13:57:17 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
haha, and why not?
i do have 3 centipedes as pets (2 S. mutilans & 1 S. subspinipes), among other things.
too bad they don't do housework though ;)
2006-09-02 22:13:42 · answer #1 · answered by kit-fox 2 · 3⤊ 1⤋
I even have in no way herd of everybody having or desiring a centipede for a puppy. to boot I heavily doubt they like to be any ones puppy. they are rather speedy and prefer to run around loose i could think of whilst your an lively insect like this one is. particular they chew to boot probably in resentment of being held captive.
2016-11-23 18:16:29 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
no 100 times!
2006-09-01 14:27:20 · answer #3 · answered by s t 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
haha oh dear that would take a while huh? lol ♥
2006-09-01 16:30:09 · answer #4 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha where can i get one of them i hate house work
2006-09-02 06:26:37 · answer #5 · answered by angel 36 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
very cute joke
2006-09-01 14:02:42 · answer #6 · answered by Phoenix Rising 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
no i wouldnt no spiders as well
2006-09-01 13:59:23 · answer #7 · answered by always_happy_2_c_you 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
me
2006-09-01 17:10:12 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
no
2006-09-01 13:59:13 · answer #9 · answered by R@chel 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
No. LOL.
2006-09-01 17:28:49 · answer #10 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋