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Mafia "Don" is dying and he calls his grandson to his bed.

"Lissin-a me. I wanna for you to taka my chrome-plated 38 revolver so you always remember me."

"But grandpa, I really don't lika guns. Howzabout you leava me your Rolex watch instead?"

"Shuddup an'a lissin. Somma day you gonna runna da business... You gonna have a beautifula wife, lotsa money, a bigga home and maybe a couple o' bambinos.

"Somma day you gonna comma home and maybe find your wife inna bed with another man. Whadda you gonna do then... pointa to you watch and say "Times up"?

2006-09-01 13:38:41 · 21 answers · asked by Reca 2 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

21 answers

Good one. Screw the Rolex

2006-09-01 14:00:39 · answer #1 · answered by LaDonna J 3 · 0 0

Just like an Olive Garden commercial.

2006-09-01 20:40:13 · answer #2 · answered by george_the_cat 2 · 0 0

Nice One Luv.

P.s I'll Show This To My Uncle Vito Tommorrow, Don't Worry He's Cool..... I Think.

2006-09-01 20:39:56 · answer #3 · answered by Spaghetti MY 5 · 0 0

reminds me of Sophia Petrillo. Classic joke. Very funny

2006-09-01 20:42:24 · answer #4 · answered by Phoenix Rising 6 · 0 0

Cute, but you strike me as more of a pizza shop owner than a mafia hit man.

2006-09-01 20:43:37 · answer #5 · answered by emmadropit 6 · 0 0

Very funny.

2006-09-01 20:40:22 · answer #6 · answered by Pantherempress 7 · 0 0

The mafia does not exist.

2006-09-01 20:42:05 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Funny one.

2006-09-01 21:16:00 · answer #8 · answered by LADY ICE 3 · 0 0

lmaooooooooooooo this is funny..........loooooooooool

tanx for the 2 points loooooooooooooool this is soooooooo funyyyyy.

2006-09-01 20:41:20 · answer #9 · answered by hopar 2 · 0 0

hahahh thats sooo funny!

2006-09-01 20:40:31 · answer #10 · answered by Dragonfly :) 4 · 0 0

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