As I was drifting off to sleep after a night of drinking wine and reading the Bible I heard the Voice of God.
He Commanded me to pack my bags and leave my wife by this weekend. He also told me to give $2000 dollars to my good hearted neighbor Larry so that he can also move out of this sleazy apartment building with its roaches and thin walls.
Larry is a good friend who gives my wife foot massages to help with her tendonitis and although I love my wife I want to do right by the Lord.
What should I do?
2006-09-01 12:44:28 · 39 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
You must listen to the voice of Larr... I mean god!
Sell you house/car/self and give Larry $200,000 and you will truly make god happy!
2006-09-01 12:47:52 · answer #1 · answered by jjdawg 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well it sounds as if you have been speaking to God. Your inner Spirit is telling you that your right in wanting to leave your wife. But I would not give Larry any money or your wife. If you move out there could be a chance that your so called good hearted neighbor, will move right on in. So please don't leave him one red cent. Better yet, why don't you carry your wifes clothes over to Larrys and let him rub her feet over there? If you can't stand staying in your place, sell it or close it up. Move on. Yes, God is telliing you, thru your Holy Spirit to move on. Why live like that when there are faithful people out there . It is difficult to move on with you loving your wife. But sounds like she doesn' t Love you. After you've been gone for a while away from her and Larry, Your inner Spirit will continue to tell you, that you should have done it sooner. Take care, Don't drink too much wine. and may God bless you, Always.
2006-09-01 13:18:36 · answer #2 · answered by Norskeyenta 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I have definitely noted that you were drinking wine at the time.
First of all I don't think God would have you leave your wife. Is this what you want to do? If so go in for marriage counseling because when you got married you made a commitment.
Second of all, how would giving Larry $2000 get out of his horrible apartment. If that's what you want to do with the money that's just fine but you should probably not just hand him 2 k and walk away. You should probably use the money to pay his rent for him in a better apartment, or what ever you wanted done with the money. But if you just give it to him, who knows what he'll do with it.
Stay with your wife, OK? Every couple goes through their dry years.
2006-09-01 12:51:58 · answer #3 · answered by hannahloulou 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
This is a joke and you are a stupid dumbass. Grow up! God would not tell any man to leave his wife, especially not to give money to a man neighbor who massages any part of your wifes body. If you are being serious I will shed some light, That wasn't God speaking to you, that was the WINE
2006-09-01 12:47:30 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
well, what are you waiting for?? Go down to the ATM, get the money, pack your bags, leave the bucks on the nightstand, and never look back.
OR
Send your wife to see COCO, my pedicurist, who I swear is trying to get a DNA sample out of my big toe. First time, I went, I saw the light how a foot fetishist is made. She'll never need LArry again.
2006-09-01 13:06:45 · answer #5 · answered by turtle girl 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Think about this ok, why would God tell you to leave your wife?
I got a problem with that. Dont leave your wife, the devil speaks to us also, you have to really know the voice of God. Then the simple fact that you had been drinking... unless you already wanted to leave your wife and want to blame it on God....????
2006-09-01 12:48:59 · answer #6 · answered by jojo 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yeah, right. I believe that load of BS like I believe George Bush is the greatest president we've ever had. God doesn't command ppl to do things contrary to Scripture, by the way.
2006-09-01 12:48:51 · answer #7 · answered by peachy78 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If someone causes another to sin , It would be better a mill stone be tied round there neck and throwen into the sea.
Shahe off the dust offyour feet and go on down the road..
Don't let someone else send you to Hell.
2006-09-01 13:02:42 · answer #8 · answered by ldp999000 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Are you sure that's all that larry does for your wife?
sounds to me like someone put something in your wine and tried to put it in your mind to leave your wife and pay larry to sleep with her....could it be..ummmm...larry and your wife that did this?
stranger things have happened.
2006-09-01 12:49:07 · answer #9 · answered by chefzilla65 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well first you need to instead of drinking a whole bottle of wine just limit yourself to one glass. Then next time the lord talkes to you, you won't be so drunk to misunderstand him. K? The lord bless you my friend
2006-09-01 12:47:24 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋