2006-09-01 12:29:23 · 14 answers · asked by 1 3 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
Don't hate the player hate the game. You should be happy your co worker gets laid all the time otherwise she would be a very bitchy person and you would not like to work with someone like that.
2006-09-01 12:31:02 · answer #1 · answered by 2strongfor2long 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Gosh I saw thin funny little clip of an older woman sitting next to a couple of bachelors in the plane, who were getting ready for a bachelor party... and getting a little wild... Anyways, the guy next to her pulls out his DVD player and starts watching porn... The woman says turn it off, please! He's like, sorry ma'am, I told you to move... She goes, please turn it off... He's like, getting all smart alecky with her, telling her about his bachelor party and such... So the woman goes (she must've been 70 some) would you like to see my p*s*y? The guy goes into shock... what? She says it again, would you like to see my p*s*y? The guy is getting horrified, Hell no! He says... and the dudes behind are grossed out too... so the woman finishes her line, if I have to see your porn you'll have to see my p***y too.
SO I think you should tell her you'd like to borrow her husband for a while cuz all that talk about her sex, is making you horny... ha! You'll shut her up no worries!
2006-09-01 12:42:41 · answer #2 · answered by Pivoine 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Kindly explain to her that her conversation makes you uncomfortable, and to minimize her discussion, or better yet tell her to find a conference room. If it doesn't help, tell your boss about how you are feeling about this. Hopefully your boss will be a kind person and kindly do something about it
2006-09-01 12:35:54 · answer #3 · answered by dcpacker 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
take some ear plugs with you to work and when she goes to talk about it put the ear plugs in. If you don't like that one take a pocket recorder and record her conversation about it and play on the intercom for the whole office to hear.
2006-09-01 12:40:53 · answer #4 · answered by raindrop_33 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You could kick it up a notch and tell her a made up story thats really really nasty, at which point this person will probably never bring up anything like that again when you are around.
2006-09-01 12:32:13 · answer #5 · answered by someavgguy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Rub your shoulder up against hers and say, "You get me SO HOT when you talk that way... I just CAN'T stop thinking about you..."
She'll either quit telling you, or she'll invite you to have a threesome. Only you can decide whether it's worth the risk. :-)
2006-09-01 12:49:20 · answer #6 · answered by Scott F 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I worked with a girl that did this also.Most of the time Id listen,but
sometimes I would just tell her to much info..keep it to yourself.
2006-09-01 12:37:54 · answer #7 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd get the low down on her husband and maybe snag a one nighter w/ him. Hey, if he's all that and she's bragging she needs to learn to keep a good thing to herself.
2006-09-01 12:32:11 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Ignore her, if it gets that bad. Its like, hello yeah I didnt show up to work today to hear about YOUR sexcapades.....
2006-09-01 12:34:40 · answer #9 · answered by Baghdad Pete ! 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
next time join in the convo.
2006-09-01 12:35:20 · answer #10 · answered by lillexis979 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋