SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES:
1. A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you from rolling over & going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button.
2. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives, then you will be afraid to cough.
3. Clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold them while you chop away.
4. Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet seat by simply using the sink.
5. For high blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself & bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your veins. Use a timer.
6. Have a bad toothache? Smash your thumb with a hammer & you will forget about the toothache.
*Sometimes, we just need to remember what the rules of life really are:
*You only need two tools: WD-40 & Duct Tape. If it doesn't move & should, use the WD-40. If it shouldn't move & does, use the duct tape.
*Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.
2006-09-01 12:23:41 · 12 answers · asked by Reca 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I know these are silly, but I thought someone out there MIGHT enjoy them... =)
2006-09-01 12:28:44 · update #1
LOL. I enjoyed them. LOL.
Ctiricism only makes us stronger, if we use it to our advantage.
Have a really great weekend!
2006-09-02 02:31:09 · answer #1 · answered by jfmm 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
They made me laugh. But I'm easy to laugh at things even if its the most stupid things in the world somehow I find them funny. After all laughter doeth well like a medicine!!!
2006-09-01 14:20:19 · answer #2 · answered by addicted2jesus_c 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No they're not. Sorry hun. Corny. Especially # 2, 3 & 6.
2006-09-01 12:29:31 · answer #3 · answered by mani boo/poo 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I thought they were cute, Sweetie. Ignore the haters
2006-09-01 13:16:46 · answer #4 · answered by Phoenix Rising 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I liked this one, everyone who didn't just sucks.
2006-09-01 18:56:10 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i dnt feel like redin rite now
2006-09-01 12:26:47 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol i enjoyed reading them!!
2006-09-01 12:34:58 · answer #7 · answered by Maddie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol yeah i've heard these ♥
2006-09-01 17:04:11 · answer #8 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what i have no time to read all that crap
2006-09-01 12:25:35 · answer #9 · answered by ♥l.0.v.E♥ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
great,i will try it
2006-09-01 17:04:06 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋