a man had been suffering from terrible headaches for years and years. finally he decided he couldn’t stand the pain anymore.
'doctor, you gotta do something!' he pleaded. 'well, the latest cure for this type of thing is pretty severe, but we know it works,’ replied the doctor gravely. 'it’s castration.'
the man was horrified, but could put up with his headaches for no longer. the next week, he underwent the operation. the headaches disappeared as the doctor promised, and the man landed himself an interview with an important finance company. Needing a new suit for the interview, the man went shopping.
'looks like you take a size 38,'said the salesman as he pulled some suits off the rack. 'that’s pretty good,’ said the man. how did you know that?'
'mate, when you’ve been in this business as long as I have, you get to know this sort of thing.' he then pulled out some underwear.
'hmm,i guess a 36 for these,’ he said. 'well, you’re wrong there,’ said the man. I’ve been a 34 for years.'
no, you’re definitely a 36,' insisted the salesman
'look, I should know. I always wear 34.’
Well, okay,’ said the salesman. but they’re going to pinch your balls and give you headaches
2006-09-01 12:17:23 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
haha... he was thinking OUCH!!!!
2006-09-01 12:20:51 · answer #1 · answered by amygirl9333 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That was cute. It such a male thing to do!!!, No offense
2006-09-01 19:23:47 · answer #2 · answered by Yup! I'm a girl! 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
an oldie but a goodie â¥
2006-09-02 00:10:40 · answer #3 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I like it. Very funny.
2006-09-01 23:02:22 · answer #4 · answered by wondering 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ehh...okay I guess
2006-09-01 19:24:16 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
LOL. Yep. LOL.
2006-09-02 09:34:49 · answer #6 · answered by jfmm 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
man, i got ****** !!
2006-09-01 19:26:48 · answer #7 · answered by Jane Doe 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋