>>A guy is driving around the back woods of Tennessee and he sees a sign
>>in front of a broken down shanty-style house: "Talking Dog For Sale."
>>He rings the bell and the owner appears and tells him the dog is in the
>>backyard.
>>
>>The guy goes into the backyard and sees a nice looking Labrador
>>retriever sitting there.
>>
>>"You talk?" he asks.
>>
>>"Yep," the Lab replies.
>>
>>"So, what's your story?"
>>
>>The Lab looks up and says, "Well, I discovered that I could talk when I
>>was pretty young. I wanted to help the government, so I told the CIA in
>>no time at all they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in
>>rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog would
>>be eavesdropping. I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years
>>running."
>>
>>"But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting
>>any younger so I decided to settle down. I signed up for a job at the
>>airport to do some undercover security wandering near suspicious
>>characters and listening in."
>>
>>"I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded a batch of medals.
>>I got married, had a mess of puppies, and now I'm just retired."
>>
>>The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for
>>the dog.
>>
>>"Ten dollars," the guy says.
>>
>>"Ten dollars? This dog is amazing. Why on earth are you selling him so
>>cheap?"
>>
>>"Because he's a liar. He never did any of that ****."
2006-09-01 11:42:56 · 10 answers · asked by .oh snap.london bridge.oh snap. 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
its worth the read!
2006-09-01 11:45:54 · update #1
good chocolate Sole S lol
2006-09-01 11:47:18 · update #2
pretty darn hilarious.
2006-09-01 17:14:48 · update #3
Thatsure was worth the read! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA sorry for shouting but that was a 10 out of 10. Good job.
2006-09-01 11:55:06 · answer #1 · answered by dogsrwork 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
10/10
2006-09-01 18:46:59 · answer #2 · answered by pldl 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ok 7/10
2006-09-01 18:44:48 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You made me laugh...so 9/10. Simple is good...so here's one in return:
A bear walks into a bar...the bartender asks, "What'll you have?" The bear replys, " I'll have a burbon.....................and a coke." The bartender says, "That's fine, but what's with the big pause?" The bear replies, "Oh, I don't know.......I guess I was born with them..."
I think I just heard a deadpan response...I love it! LOL ;)
Have a good one....
2006-09-01 19:02:35 · answer #4 · answered by joesfoot 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha an oldie but a goodie â¥
2006-09-01 19:02:05 · answer #5 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i dont really get the funny part
2006-09-01 18:47:14 · answer #6 · answered by Jen 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I rate you a 9.8---that was pretty damn funny.
2006-09-01 18:50:58 · answer #7 · answered by Jane Doe 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ooh its too long to read......
but i ll rate u 5
:-)
2006-09-01 18:44:48 · answer #8 · answered by pal . 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's ok.
2006-09-01 18:46:57 · answer #9 · answered by amac79 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol!
2006-09-01 18:51:32 · answer #10 · answered by killbill 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋