There are three people at a bar. One is Mexican, one is Iraqi and the other is American. The Mexican gets a beer drinks it then he throws the glass in the air takes out his pistol and shoots it to pieces. He says in Mexico glass is so cheap we do not need to drink out of same glass twice. Then the Iraqi gets a beer and drinks it. He also throws it in the air and takes out his AK47 and shoots it to pieces. He says in Iraq we have so much sand that we too do not need to drink out of same glass twice. Then the American gets a beer and drinks it and throws the glass up. He then shoots the Mexican and Iraqi and catches the glass and says, "In America we have so many illegal immigrants that we dont need to drink with the same ones twice."
Why do mexicans eat tamales at christmas?
So they'll have something to unwrap!
Why were there only 40,000 mexicans at the Alamo?
They only have two cars!
Enjoy!
2006-09-01 11:25:16 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government ➔ Immigration
I must admit, that made me laugh....humor, a guilty pleasure at times. :o)
2006-09-01 11:31:54 · answer #1 · answered by ♥austingirl♥ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Leif_the _lucky...St George...in case no one has ever told you...YOU ARE A RACISTS!.. You are an ignorant RACIST at that because you decided to post your RACIST comments here. PENDEJO!!!
Get a load of this...I am an immigrant (Iwas born in Mexico, naturalized U.S. Citizen)...I've served in the U.S. Army for over ten years. (Medical Specialist Officer). I have a graduate degree...and have travel half the planet; among other things. What have you done in your life that makes you stand above ?? (I bet you cannot even make payments on your bills every month)... I also think several women in your family have had a night or two with a Mexican...thus your hatred and RACISM
I also bet you my kids and even my gardener have better gifts to unwrap on the holidays, than anybody in your family.
2006-09-01 18:42:51 · answer #2 · answered by Infierno! 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Oh boy, the ACLU and all the Politically Correct groups gonna be foaming at the mouth over this lol
2006-09-01 18:30:18 · answer #3 · answered by Sgt. VietnamVet 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMFAO ! This Mexican dude was taking a pee on the side of a building and this Texan sees him. After the Mexican is done the texan bloke asks him, "How come you Mexicans don't wash your hands after you pee?"
The Mexican smiles, "Senior, we Mexicans don't piss in our hands..."
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2006-09-01 18:32:03 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2006-09-01 20:18:05 · answer #6 · answered by Miladi 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
these are George W Bush's friends
2006-09-01 18:33:09 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Good stuff. Keep it coming!
2006-09-01 18:38:08 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thanks. Entertaining and appreciated (by me)
2006-09-01 18:37:27 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋