I'm bored, Got any good jokes?
2006-09-01 11:07:48 · 21 answers · asked by Katia 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Any jokes(yo momma,michael jackson,bush,dumb blondes,ect.)
2006-09-01 11:09:15 · update #1
Thanx khikha : )
2006-09-01 11:12:43 · update #2
what do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water?
bob.
what do you call a man with no arms or legs on the floor?
Matt.
2006-09-01 12:05:00 · answer #1 · answered by swsbcabg 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo family is so poor, when I stepped on a stub of cigarette ur family says "Who turned off the heat?"
No jokes on Michael Jackson, sorry.
MICHAEL JACKSON THE BEST!!!
2006-09-02 06:56:35 · answer #2 · answered by Stranger on Earth™ Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Any jokes(yo momma,michael jackson,bush,dumb blondes,ect.)
Yo mamma was driving in a car with Michael Jackson when they hit a bush and three blondes jumped out and said "Well, I guess you found us, so now we are IT!"
2006-09-01 11:11:00 · answer #3 · answered by John Blix 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Stan was seconds away from receiving a vasectomy when his brother and sister-in-law barged in the room holding their newborn baby."Stop! You can't do this!" exclaimed the brother."And why not?" asked Stan. "Don't you want to have a beautiful baby someday like my wife and I have here?"Stan said nothing.The brother grew impatient, "C'mon Stan, I want a nephew. Stan, make me an uncle."Stan couldn't take it anymore. He gave his sister-in-law an apologetic look and asked his brother, "You're SURE you want a nephew?""Yes," the brother replied. "It would be an honor!""Well congratulations, you're holding him!"
2006-09-01 11:10:00 · answer #4 · answered by Krissi 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"undignified ways to die"
Skin diving with gas tanks you stole from a dentist.
Renting a basement apartment in Venice.
Wearing clown shoes while walking through a mine field at night.
Getting a life-size tatoo of someone your height.
Mistaking a python for your favorite tie.
Hangliding at night on the 4th of July.
Having a bowling ball dropped on your head.
Mooning some cannibals who haven't been fed.
Teasing some Scott's for wearing their kilts.
Approaching a chopper while walking on stilts.
Swimming with sharks in a suit made of meat.
Flashing yourself to a hippo in heat.
Slapping the head of a bald drunken sailor.
Telling your date's burly dad: "Five bucks says I nail her."
-Paul Gilmartin
2006-09-01 11:10:09 · answer #5 · answered by Sherry M 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
i have 2 dubm blond jokes.
1. i knew a dubm blond who called me to get my phone number! lol
2. i knew a bubm blond who tried to put m&m's in alphabetical order! lol
2006-09-01 11:32:02 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
There was this valuable rooster.
He did all the hens properly.
Then he did the ducks,
the pigeons, swans, the geese, and peacock.
He was laying dead in the field and the farmer
walked up saying, "I knew you'd blank yourself to death."
The rooster winked and looked up in the sky, "Shhhhh,
the vultures are getting closer."
2006-09-01 11:14:26 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
A man playing on a new golf course got confused as to what hole he was on. He saw a lady playing ahead of him. He walked up to her and asked if she knew what hole he was playing. She replied, "I'm on the 7th hole, and you're a hole behind me, so you must be on the 6th hole." He thanked her and went back to his golf.
On the back nine, the same thing happened, and he approached the lady again with the same request. She said, "I'm on the 14th, you are a hole behind me, so you must be on the 13th." Once again he thanked her.
He finished his round and went into the club house and saw the lady sitting at the end of the bar. He went up to her and said, "Let me buy you a drink to show my appreciation for your help." He started a conversation and asked her what kind of work she did. She said she was in sales, and he said he was in sales also. He asked what she sold.
She replied, "If I told you, you would only laugh."
"No, I wouldn't," he said.
She said, "I sell tampons."
With that he fell on the floor laughing so hard.
She said, "See, I knew you would laugh."
"That's not what I'm laughing at," he replied. "I'm a toilet paper salesman, so I'm STILL one hole behind you!"
2006-09-01 11:12:48 · answer #8 · answered by Prissy_kitty 3 · 4⤊ 1⤋
Why did the guy jump out of the plane?
Because he was skydiving
2006-09-01 11:08:51 · answer #9 · answered by jon 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs who goes water skiing?
SKIP!
2006-09-01 11:09:25 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋