After this:
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AuIUopEjCXswvo3oCKIzo6Dzy6IX?qid=20060901144028AAz667P
I hope to hope that either God has a sense of humor, or that I'm going to get a hero's wecome in Hell.
Was my immortal soul worth it?
2006-09-01 10:57:02 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Sorry for the typos yet again.
Please remember that I type with my elbows
2006-09-01 10:58:39 · update #1
but jmmevolve:
you previously said this:
"As a creation of God, human beings have all God's traits, including a sense of humor."
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AnuVT_cxY.Qcp3Q5IEIohILsy6IX?qid=1006041217502
It seems that you think only likes the jokes that YOU like. Or, more likely, you think that you speak for god.
2006-09-01 11:03:30 · update #2
m_ryan, I'm a well published scientist in my field.
"good luck failing in life" sure, son.
What school did you get YOUR Ph.D. from?
2006-09-01 11:05:52 · update #3
Hon, if you're going to hell, I'm gonna go out now and do some heavy sinning. Just to make sure I get there too.
2006-09-01 11:13:35 · answer #1 · answered by ♥Mira♥ 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Quite frankly this is a reprehensible attack on a belief system. You no more believe what you are saying than fly to the moon. The fact is...you will go to an afterlife and God does NOT have a sense of humor for those who are sarcastic and nasty. You WILL answer for your own life....and you will be the judge....good luck!
Of course God has sense of humor...mine is limited in comparison...to be sure. But I am not judging yours...as it has the limits of human existence as well. What is funny to some, will not contain much humor for others. I stand by this message...you constantly trash someone else's belief system and then look for justification in humor???
2006-09-01 18:01:15 · answer #2 · answered by jmmevolve 6 · 1⤊ 2⤋
So now you're going to insult Christians AND Special Olympics (making them seem to be lowly events that only us Christians would qualify for). Guess what? I'm a Special Olympic coach too. You're on a roll. Let's try not insulting anyone. Wouldn't that be nice? We could all live in peace - accepting each other for who we are. Wow - what a concept!
2006-09-01 18:13:40 · answer #3 · answered by TJMiler 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
first off, anyone who says god does not have a sense of humor is absolutely incorrect. Look at the many things in life all around you and while most are either beautiful or simply functional, some are quite amusing.Take making George Bush in his image...(to name a few) Now that is simply funny.
2006-09-01 18:07:00 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Your immortal soul.. only you know that but I suspect you are sitting there with a big grin on your face....
There will be a lot of us in hell... I'll be there too apparently.
2006-09-01 18:22:10 · answer #5 · answered by genaddt 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well if you do go to hell..
TJ will be there right with you, for thinking lower of the special need kids in the Special Olympics.
2006-09-01 18:06:26 · answer #6 · answered by Southpaw 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
As long as Christ is on the throne there is hope! And Christ isn't going anywhere! We can never be saved because of what we do; we can only be saved because of what Jesus Christ has already done for us. Let me explain.
Our greatest problem can be put in one word: sin. Sin cuts us off from God, and sin also keeps us out of heaven. But how can we get rid of our sins? We can't erase them or cause them to disappear by ourselves; we don't have the power. The only way we can get rid of our sins is for someone to come along and take them away for us.
And that is exactly what Jesus Christ did for us. We are weighed down by the burden of our sins—but Jesus took that burden upon Himself when He died on the cross for us. To put it another way, He took the punishment we deserve when He went to the cross in our place. The Bible says, "For Christ died for sins once for all, the righteous for the unrighteous, to bring you to God" (1 Peter 3:18).
What must you do? Simply believe that Christ has taken away your sins, and then receive Him into your heart and life. The Bible's promise is for you: "To all who received him, to those who believed in his name, he gave the right to become children of God" (John 1:12). Become God's child today by asking Christ to come into your life.
2006-09-01 20:02:27 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
WHILE YOU ARE ALIVE THERE IS ALWAYS HOPE ONCE YOU ARE DEAD YOU ARE DONE YOU BEST NOT PUT YOUR HOPE THAT HE HAS A SENSE OF HUMOR I BET YOU WOULD BE WRONG COME JUDGMENT DAY NO HEROS IN HELL YOU NEED TO QUIT BEING A WISE CRACKER AND GO GET SOME BIBLE LEARNING
2006-09-01 18:10:18 · answer #8 · answered by jk poet 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Where does it say in the bible that making light of other people's beliefs is considered a sin?
2006-09-01 23:41:56 · answer #9 · answered by Devil'sadvocate 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nah you are not going to Hell. At worst you might be reincarnated as a Christian.
2006-09-01 18:30:00 · answer #10 · answered by Sage Bluestorm 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋