It doesn't hurt to take a hard look at yourself from time to time, and this should help get you started.
During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director what the criterion was, which defined whether or not a patient should be institutionalised.
"Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub."
"Oh, I understand," said the visitor. "A normal person would use the bucket, because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup."
"No." said the Director, "A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a bed near the window?"
HOW DID YOU DO? DO YOU WANT THE BED NEXT TO MINE?
2006-09-01 10:56:06 · 14 answers · asked by Claire U.K 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Yes please and I'll have the same tablets you're on too.
2006-09-01 10:58:55 · answer #1 · answered by Gavin T 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Nope, I'm to lazy to do anything other than pull the plug.
2006-09-01 10:59:44 · answer #2 · answered by LADY ICE 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no lol i'd have used the plug. save the bed for someone else
2006-09-01 12:41:39 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Seriously LOL
2006-09-01 10:58:35 · answer #4 · answered by mise 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
see you soon gorgeous!!!
hehehe
i think the brain assumes you only have those three options which is why it forgets about the plug!
2006-09-02 05:25:17 · answer #5 · answered by supersam82 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats great that is. Ha ha. Yes i'll see you at bedtime then.
2006-09-02 08:33:50 · answer #6 · answered by Delgado 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I guess I'm not insane or normal.. I had to like re read it over and over to get it... lol...
2006-09-01 11:21:13 · answer #7 · answered by ? 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
If you look like the picture, I will share yours.!
2006-09-01 10:59:30 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow. Serious lol.
2006-09-01 11:21:20 · answer #9 · answered by Ivi 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would've said the bucket............damn.
2006-09-01 11:11:46 · answer #10 · answered by Golosa 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yep.. i used the bucket :(
2006-09-01 11:00:18 · answer #11 · answered by kay :) 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋