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2006-09-01 10:39:52 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

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Nearly all religious people obviously do, because religious people pray to fence poles and cheese sandwiches, for example.

People say they talk to aliens, people say they talk to God. The first lot are called nutters, the second lot are called religious. There's a lot of money to be made out of religion and it has become a well rehearsed play over time. Religious people also pray (talk) to fence poles and cheese sandwiches.

Christians are below average intelligence and tend to be very gullible, that's why when a fence pole or a cheese sandwich has an imprint that looks like a religious face, such as God or Our Lady, millions will flock to the spot and worship. It's also known as sheep to the slaughter syndrome.

All religions are just fantasy or mythology or cults, call it whatever you wish. The main religions also have magic tricks which are called miracles in Christianity.

Just watch what happens when a magic trick occurs, for example, the fence pole or cheese sandwich image starts to weep. Just watch how the flock of followers behave. People find it hard to accept reality so escape into fantasy and that’s what religion satisfies. Miracles are all in the mind and are nothing more than magic trickery.

2006-09-01 10:46:06 · answer #1 · answered by Brenda's World 4 · 2 3

I believe in magic.

2006-09-01 19:22:37 · answer #2 · answered by jilloftherings 2 · 0 0

Ronnie O' Sullivan did a 147 in less than 5 minutes, proof of magic I think, try potting 2 balls in a row and you will know what I mean.

2006-09-01 19:00:48 · answer #3 · answered by true_searcher 2 · 0 0

Yes i do, and not the TV stuff, I would also like to learn more about it, so I will watch this question with interest
i have to comment on Brenda's World answer, magic has nothing to do with God, and Religion is man made,but still nothing to do with magic, I don't know what planet your on, but you need to stay there

2006-09-01 17:53:52 · answer #4 · answered by ringo711 6 · 0 0

Yes, magic is what happened to me - I met the man of my dreams.

2006-09-01 17:49:43 · answer #5 · answered by 675 3 · 0 0

I havent seen any magic at work so I am going to have to say no.

2006-09-01 17:46:54 · answer #6 · answered by simianfever 3 · 0 0

Possibly, but I don't believe it is safe.
Do you think anybody has the knowledge or power to fully understand or control something like that?

2006-09-01 18:19:56 · answer #7 · answered by guest 5 · 0 0

Paul Daniels, unfortunatly!

2006-09-01 17:50:43 · answer #8 · answered by stand@btinternet.com 3 · 0 0

i was a believer till a witch told me she cast a horrible series of events that where about to befall me! and i laughed in her face about a couple of them! all she said was just wait! and you know what i ain't laughing any more!

2006-09-01 17:50:32 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I believe its driving me mad, my husband works nights with a friend who by day is a kids party entertainer and so at night as they don't have much to do he is teaching little bits to my hubby, so at 5:30am when he returns from work he insists on showing me... arrrrrrrrg i'm trying to sleep man!
Then as if that weren't bad enough he spends the afternoon perfecting it ready to 'dazzle' our children with , needless to say my 3yr old thinks its amazing to see a penny apear from his ear, but our daughter who is 5 going on 25 looks at him like "i know your going to ruin my life with stunts like this at partys aren't you!"

2006-09-01 17:50:25 · answer #10 · answered by jk447388 2 · 0 1

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