So this would be a competition where Catholics, Bapitsts, Episcopalians, Mormons, Lutherans.... etc would compete for supremecy.
It's sort of like the Special Olympics but without the athleticism.
What sort of events should they compete in?
Who would have the edge in a given event?
2006-09-01 10:27:29 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
So if you're a Christian, you can't be athletic? I have a degree in Health and Physical Education with a minor in Sports Medicine. I ran Cross Country and Track at the Indiana University. I play basketball better than most of the men I know. I am a volleyball player and a softball player - still - at age 43. I love to race my GT Mountain Bike on some of the most difficult courses in the area and I win often. Oh - and I'm a Christian. Most of the people who compete in the REAL Olympics believe in God.
2006-09-01 10:34:22 · answer #1 · answered by TJMiler 6 · 1⤊ 5⤋
Events that have been used before for your Olympics would be:
Head roll
This is a game used by the Atheist Leaders of the French revolution. You take about 1 million Christians and chop their heads off and see how far the head can roll. Islamic Fascist have reinvented this event.
River float
This event is where you take groups of 2 dozen Chinese Christians tie them together with barb wire and force them into a river. 20 million of the 75 million the Atheist in Communist China killed participated in this event. The group that drowns last is the winner.
Naked run
This is the event where groups are forced to run naked to the gas chamber. It is basically just a race. About 200,000 Christians were in this event that was primarily a Jewish event. 6 million Jews ran in it during the Atheist control of Germany between 1939 and 1945.
There is also "work to death" a favorite of Communist Russia. 60 million did this event.
Also "Head bat" used by the Atheist Khmer Rouge to see how far a head can splat with a baseball bat. Furthest splatter wins. 2 million played this event. Although a Buddhist event it could be easily converted to Christian.
Atheist have come up with many more.
The buried alive event
Shoot the target event
Put in a coffin space (Cuban Atheist favorite) First one to go crazy wins.
Fasting event and Freezing event a N Korean event that has killed 5 million.
Burning event, put 100 Christians in a church and light it on fire.
Marathon walk, last one standing wins Muslims invented this but the Atheist love it to. 3 million Armenian Christians played this game. Atheist have officiated at over 200 million fun games.
It also seems you already have plenty of officials lined up ready to run them again.
2006-09-01 11:44:19 · answer #2 · answered by Gone Rogue 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The Killing of Heathens
Abortion Clinic Bombing (extra points if people are inside)
Reluctant Converts Torturing
Demons Cast Outing
Stopping the Sun in the Sky
Snake Handling & Poison Drinking
Holy Rolling & Tongue Speaking
Religion-Induced Guilts Competition
Vat of Cherry Jello Parting
2006-09-01 10:42:38 · answer #3 · answered by Sweetchild Danielle 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The Leap Of Faith
The Backpeddle
Marksmanship
Basic Science Quiz
2006-09-01 10:42:38 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I can;t believe nobody has yet suggested "get your hands into the 11 yr old boys pants the fastest" event.
Maybe "the 300 meter supress scientific progress and pursuits of knowledge"
2006-09-01 10:34:46 · answer #5 · answered by thehotdogbun 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Bible Thumping - Favorite - Baptists
Wine Tasteing - Favorite - Catholics
Wafer Tossing - Favorite - Catholics
100yd dash on your knees - Favorite - Catholics
Reciting your ancestory back 10 generations - Favorite - Mormons
2006-09-01 10:33:37 · answer #6 · answered by ADF 5 · 4⤊ 0⤋
sure!
1. the Lion hurdle, lay some lions down and have them run and jump over them as fast as they can
2. collecting money (as seen in another response here) see how much they can screw out of the people insidof an hour.
3. the satan toss. a life-sized dummy of satan is tossed to see who can toss it the distance.
4. the bible toss. much like the satan toss, this one goes farther, extra poitns for hitting a 3rd worlder.
2006-09-01 10:29:36 · answer #7 · answered by johnny_zondo 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
The Cross Carry
Wine Drinking
Leper Tossing
Foot Washing
A-s-s racing (the horse relative, not what you are thinking)
2006-09-01 10:33:12 · answer #8 · answered by Ranto 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
falling off the edge of the world--since you still thinks it's flat
hunting for easter eggs--since you believe in the easter bunny
writing letters to santa claus--anything else that doesn't exsist that you still think exsists that i left out, i'm sure there are a lot
2006-09-01 10:32:05 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Bible Toss
Who can convert the most in 5 minutes
How many sins can you break in 5 minutes
2006-09-01 10:32:49 · answer #10 · answered by Morning Star 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋