A girl came skipping home from school one day. "Mummy, Mummy," she yelled. "We were counting today, and all the other kids could only count to four, but I counted to 10. See? 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10!
"Very good, " said the mother.
"Is it because I'm blonde, Mummy?"
"Yes, it's because you're blonde." her mother replied.
The next day, the girl came skipping home from school. "Mummy, Mummy," she yelled, "we were saying the alphabet today, and all the other kids could only say it to D, but I said it to G. See? A,B,C,D,E,F,G!"
"Very good." said her mother.
"Is it because I'm blonde, Mummy?"
"Yes, pumpkin, it's because you're blonde."
The next day the girl came skipping home from school. "Mummy, Mummy," she yelled, "we were in gym class today, and when we showered, all the other girls had flat chests, but I have these!" And she lifted her tank top to reveal a pair of 36C's.
"Very good." said the embarrassed mother.
"Is it because I'm blonde, Mummy?"
"No...it's because you're 25."
2006-09-01 10:19:18 · 19 answers · asked by Reca 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I have heard blonde jokes all my life! Some of them never get old.
2006-09-01 10:27:53 · update #1
Ahh yes BUT loveing the Blondes is much better than the jokes
2006-09-01 10:49:54 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
HaHaHa Funny. Yes I Love Blonde Jokes
2006-09-01 17:43:00 · answer #2 · answered by Lauren G 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
funny.
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2006-09-02 02:10:05 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Very Funny
2006-09-01 19:50:41 · answer #4 · answered by 2Luâ?¥2Ha8 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
that is a good joke lol i got one How do oyu drown a blonde? You put a a shiny sticker at the bottom of the pool and that is such a good joke!
2006-09-01 17:23:46 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL. Yeah, I like blonde jokes.
Why does the blonde have square t!ts?
2006-09-01 17:23:11 · answer #6 · answered by Goddess of Grammar 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes I have heard that joke but I LOVE it all the same!!
2006-09-01 17:22:19 · answer #7 · answered by Pretty "N" Simple 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
yes an oldie but a goodie â¥
2006-09-01 17:39:47 · answer #8 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hadn't heard that one before. It was pretty funny.
2006-09-01 17:25:34 · answer #9 · answered by LADY ICE 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
how do you kill a dumb blond??? you put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool
2006-09-01 18:05:24 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋