2006-09-01 09:57:46 · 10 answers · asked by Perfectly Flawed 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Life is full of emotions like laughing, smiling, crying, weeping, fear, hatred, jealousy and many more. Out of all these, laughing is loved and liked by all. That is why someone has rightly said, “ You laugh and the world will laugh with u, you weep and u shall weep alone.” Sometimes, life becomes monotonous and one starts getting bored. To remove such monotonousness and boredom, I feel that surfing on the following websites can be helpful in making one cheerful, refreshen up and gain some emotional or psychological energy too. Surf on them and see how helpful these are to u to bring a smile on ur face.
http://www.comedycentral.com/jokes/index.jhtml
http://www.ahajokes.com/
http://www.the-jokes.com/
http://www.lotsofjokes.com/
http://www.jokesgallery.com/
http://www.workjoke.com/projoke.htm
http://www.jokes2000.com/
http://yahooligans.yahoo.com/content/jokes/
http://www.xs4all.nl/~jcdverha/scijokes/
http://www.kidsjokes.co.uk/
http://www.ahajokes.com/yo_mama_jokes.html
http://www.allfunnypages.com/funny-jokes/yo-mama-jokes/funny-yo-mama-jokes.htm
http://www.africanjokes.com/africanjokes/?id_category=98
http://www.blonde-jokes.info/
http://www.zelo.com/blonde/index.asp
http://www.indiabook.com/jokes/Entertainment_and_Arts/Bollywood/
Please visit the above pages to find different variety of jokes. I hope, it helps u in making u laugh. Enjoy and have fun..
2006-09-01 19:17:48 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 2⤋
OK i got one... Why didn't the little boy get to see the pirate movie because it was rated R
2006-09-01 10:27:33 · answer #2 · answered by jus nobody 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
sorry i have never met a pirate to ask him for a joke
2006-09-01 10:07:10 · answer #3 · answered by A.G 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
A little boy with a lisp dressed up as a pirate for Halloween. Everyone asked what he was he responded "I'm a birate" No one understood him but said, "isn't that cute" and gave him candy. One smart-aleck asked him what his was. Being fed up with answering he shouting, "I'm a buckin' BIRATE!!" The man said, "Oh, then where are your buccaneers?"
"On my BUCKIN' HEAD!!!"
2006-09-01 10:04:46 · answer #4 · answered by roamin70 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Whats a pirate's favorite fast food resturant?? AAARRRRby's!!! HAHAHAHA
2006-09-01 10:02:12 · answer #5 · answered by amygirl9333 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
What's a pirates favorite letter?
Arrrrrr....=)
Sorry, I just made that up and I know it sucked, but I tried at least! =)
2006-09-01 10:01:34 · answer #6 · answered by Brea1243 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I don't know any good pirate jokes. I only know the one my husband tells almost every time we watch a movie.
"Hey, babe, this movie wasn't rated by the MPAA!"
"Oh, really?" (sez me)
"No, it was rated by pirates."
"Oh, really, Babaloo? How can you tell?" (sez me, playing along)
"Cuz it's rated ARRRRRR!!"
And then I just roll my eyes. He never gets tired of it.
2006-09-01 15:46:00 · answer #7 · answered by girlnblack 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
What did the pirate say to the prostitute? Yo Ho Yo Ho!
2006-09-01 11:13:08 · answer #8 · answered by Kevin H. 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Why do scuba divers fall backwards into the water?
If they fell forward, they would end up in the boat.
2006-09-01 10:10:03 · answer #9 · answered by Coltrane 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
you want a pirate joke? i got one right here!!
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AnVPl4iM59kK4EMgAPSHAivsy6IX?qid=20060830124448AABOypq
2006-09-01 10:11:08 · answer #10 · answered by VetteLeo 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋