2006-09-01 09:55:19 · 27 answers · asked by A.G 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Here's just one. I hope you enjoy it.
Jeffrey Dahmer has his mother over for dinner.
His mother says "Jeffrey, I don't like your friends."
And Jeffrey says "So just eat the vegetables."
2006-09-01 09:59:04 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 6⤋
A woman had a parrot that she took with her everywhere she went.
She would even take the parrot to the club with her when she went
dancing and drinking on Saturday nights. Whenever the woman went onto
the dance floor, the parrot would yell, "The roof, the roof, the roof
is
on fire, we don't need no water-let the muthafukkah burn!
Burn, muthafukkah, burn!" The crowd on the dance floor would always
cheer and holler in appreciation when the parrot would yell. This would
make the parrot yell even more and of course make the crowd go wild.
This
would go on all night long, everytime the parrot went out.
One Sunday morning the woman took the parrot to church and into the
choir stand with her.
And when the choir started to sing, the parrot yelled, "The roof, the
roof,
the roof is on fire, we don't need no water-let the muthafukkah burn!
Burn, muthafukkah, burn! She embarrassingly corrected the parrot,
"No, you don't say that here!!"
The parrot looked around and asked, "Why not? These are the same
muthafukkahs that was at the club last night!!!..
2006-09-01 20:35:51 · answer #2 · answered by Gaming 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There was a man and a woman who just got married and they went to the state fair. The mam saw a airplane ride and asked his wife if they could go on it the wife then said no it's too expensive five dollars is five dollars. So the couple came back every year and every year the same answer not it's too expensive 5 dollars is 5 dollars. On their 50th wedding anniversary they came back and he asked again she still said no. finally the man from the plane ride said I have seen you come here every year for 50 years and you always tell him it's too expensive five dollars is five dollars. I will make a deal with you if you can be silent the whole time I won't charge you. so they get in and the says okay thinks to himself I'm gonna get my money out of these people starts doing loop de loops and barrel rolls and all sorts of stuff not a sound. He lands and the guy gets off the plane. Guy from the plane ride ask's where's your wife. guy says oh she fell out back there but I didn't want to say anything cause 5 dollars is 5 dollars
2006-09-01 17:05:55 · answer #3 · answered by christysjosh_18 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Life is full of emotions like laughing, smiling, crying, weeping, fear, hatred, jealousy and many more. Out of all these, laughing is loved and liked by all. That is why someone has rightly said, “ You laugh and the world will laugh with u, you weep and u shall weep alone.” Sometimes, life becomes monotonous and one starts getting bored. To remove such monotonousness and boredom, I feel that surfing on the following websites can be helpful in making one cheerful, refreshen up and gain some emotional or psychological energy too. Surf on them and see how helpful these are to u to bring a smile on ur face.
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2006-09-02 10:35:14 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A sandwich walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender says to the sandwich; "Sorry, we don't serve food here."
2006-09-01 17:12:31 · answer #5 · answered by Billy 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
a blond and a brunett are walking down the street, the brunett says" ahw look at the dead bird" the blond looks up an says "where"
2006-09-01 17:21:24 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
George Bush
2006-09-01 16:57:03 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 5⤋
Two peanuts were walking in Central Park.
One was a salted
2006-09-01 16:57:39 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋
If April showers bring May Flowers, what do May Flowers bring?
Pilgrims.
A pretzel walks into a bar and the bartender says "Hey, you have to leave. We don't serve pretzels here!" So the pretzel walks outside, scuffs himself up on the sidewalk, goes back into the bar and orders a beer. The bartender is angry this time, and says "I TOLD you, we don't serve pretzels in here!" and the pretzel says "I know that, now please get me a beer!" The bartender is getting frustrated now, and sarcastically says..."I said NO PRETZELS! You're a pretzel, ain't ya?" and the pretzel says....
"No, I'm a frayed knot." (I'm afraid not!)
2006-09-01 16:56:56 · answer #9 · answered by Lisa E 6 · 2⤊ 4⤋
Why are there no Wal-Marts in middle-eastern countries?
Because there is a target at every corner.
Why are there no 7-11 in middle-eastern countries?
Because instead of 7-11 they have 9-11
2006-09-01 16:57:53 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 4⤋
An old man is in the middle of the street yelling "YX15T46, YX15T46,YX15T46, YX15T46", when a young kid looks at him and say "I'm going to go join that crazy man and help him count."
The kid stands next to the old man and starts yelling "T4Y12U5, T4Y12U5, T4Y12U5, T4Y12U5, T4Y12U5."
The old man stops and yells at the kid "what are you doing? you made me forget the license plate of the car who ran me over."
2006-09-01 16:56:13 · answer #11 · answered by ? 3 · 2⤊ 3⤋